New carrier slogans
Sprint/Nextel - "No credit? No problem!" or "we have officially jumped the shark" (couldnt decide)
Verizon - "Were number 1, because we say so"
Cingular - "Fewest droppe ca.....hello? hello?"
T-Mobile - "our coverage sucks, but at least were nice"
Anybody got any more?
Verizon - "Were number 1, because we say so"
Cingular - "Fewest droppe ca.....hello? hello?"
T-Mobile - "our coverage sucks, but at least were nice"
Anybody got any more?
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Alltell - "That isnt the first time our spokesman has been in the back of a van with four men"
Cingular - "We have the fewest dropped calls, its not o.r f.ult yo. c..'t .....stand your own co.ve...tion"
Cingular - "We have the fewest dropped calls, its not o.r f.ult yo. c..'t .....stand your own co.ve...tion"
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poweredup said:
Alltell - "That isnt the first time our spokesman has been in the back of a van with four men"
ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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i just laughed out loud... loud enough for the person in the nearest store to look at me like i'm misbehaving...
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Sprint: "Please don't go! Don't gooooooooooooooooo... Don't go awaaaaaaaaaayyyy"
(as in the song) 😎
(as in the song) 😎
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Verizon - "We* have the most reliable* network and more towers they any other carrier* "
*legal disclosure, (we) is referring to all cdma carriers in the united states to which we have roaming agreements with, (reliable) meaning that if there should be a problem with above said towers they are immediatly no longer included in our network therefore nulling all ties we had with said carrier, (any other carrier) is referring to an island in the Florida keys to which we have purchased a small CB antenna to which legally makes us a carrier on that island and by having no other carriers there makes us #1.
*legal disclosure, (we) is referring to all cdma carriers in the united states to which we have roaming agreements with, (reliable) meaning that if there should be a problem with above said towers they are immediatly no longer included in our network therefore nulling all ties we had with said carrier, (any other carrier) is referring to an island in the Florida keys to which we have purchased a small CB antenna to which legally makes us a carrier on that island and by having no other carriers there makes us #1.
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poweredup said:
Verizon - "We* have the most reliable* network and more towers they any other carrier* "
*legal disclosure, (we) is referring to all cdma carriers in the united states to which we have roaming agreements with, (reliable) meaning that if there should be a problem with above said towers they are immediatly no longer included in our network therefore nulling all ties we had with said carrier, (any other carrier) is referring to an island in the Florida keys to which we have purchased a small CB antenna to which legally makes us a carrier on that island and by having no other carriers there makes us #1.
This is the first one I found to be funny. I actually...
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Verizon: Can you hear me now? Hello? Hello?
[Beep] "The number you're trying to reach has been ported to Cingular. No, wait the new AT&T oh yeah! not just yet. It's still Cingular, or is it not? Darn it! the number was ported. OK?"
[Beep] "The number you're trying to reach has been ported to Cingular. No, wait the new AT&T oh yeah! not just yet. It's still Cingular, or is it not? Darn it! the number was ported. OK?"
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Verizon--"Choose us, or else we will just sign you up for without your consent, ship you a phone, and start sending you bills."
Sprint--"How many different Indian language dialects can you speak? Cause If you call cust serv--you're gonna need all of em!"
Alltel--"live near a farm? Then choose us!"
Cingular--"Our service probably works better overseas than it does in the states"
T-Mobile--"cmon, our commericals arefunny...but so is our coverage"
...thats about all i got for now
Chris
Sprint--"How many different Indian language dialects can you speak? Cause If you call cust serv--you're gonna need all of em!"
Alltel--"live near a farm? Then choose us!"
Cingular--"Our service probably works better overseas than it does in the states"
T-Mobile--"cmon, our commericals arefunny...but so is our coverage"
...thats about all i got for now
Chris
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Nextel - Free port outs to Sprint and every other carrier
SunCom - We don't know who Harry Connick Jr is either but he's in our commercials
Amp'd - Xtreme phone calls!!!
Boost - Track yo ho's wit our PimpGPS
SunCom - We don't know who Harry Connick Jr is either but he's in our commercials
Amp'd - Xtreme phone calls!!!
Boost - Track yo ho's wit our PimpGPS
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Cingular -
"Cingular, now the new AT&T but soon to be Bell Telephone because we are jumping into the 'wayback ' machine to turn back to a time when we were king. Soon our slogan will soon be 'Watson, come here!' "
Sprint/Nextel -
"Power Up..even though no one knows what that means..I mean, are you telling me to turn on my phone? Charge my battery? Set phasers to stun??"
T-Mobile -
"Stick Together..because we can't think of anything else to say"
Alltel -
"Why sell a message about service when we have Chad. Isn't he so metro-sexual."
Verizon -
"It's the Network. It's the Network. It's the Network. It's the Network. It's the Network. It's the Network. It's the Network. It's the Network. It's the Network....in case you're ...
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"Cingular, now the new AT&T but soon to be Bell Telephone because we are jumping into the 'wayback ' machine to turn back to a time when we were king. Soon our slogan will soon be 'Watson, come here!' "
Sprint/Nextel -
"Power Up..even though no one knows what that means..I mean, are you telling me to turn on my phone? Charge my battery? Set phasers to stun??"
T-Mobile -
"Stick Together..because we can't think of anything else to say"
Alltel -
"Why sell a message about service when we have Chad. Isn't he so metro-sexual."
Verizon -
"It's the Network. It's the Network. It's the Network. It's the Network. It's the Network. It's the Network. It's the Network. It's the Network. It's the Network....in case you're ...
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yea, I haven't seen any pics or anything; it's definitely smoke and mirrors. stupid Cingular.
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You know what.... They are just keeping it really well hidden. If you look at the apple site it is there... They just don't want too much leaked, you know?
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Lol.
I was thinking that that was the new saying for Sprint: "That doesn't make sense."
I think that was funny because that's what I'm always telling ppl who have problems..."What? That doesn't make sense!"
I was thinking that that was the new saying for Sprint: "That doesn't make sense."
I think that was funny because that's what I'm always telling ppl who have problems..."What? That doesn't make sense!"
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verizon😲ur network is so reliable all these techs standing behind me dont even need to work
cingular:the new att&t or is it cingular whatever we are getting iphone
tmobile:the place for people that have screwed all the other carriers over
alltel:we waste money on marketing our HUGE network in markets that cant sell alltel.
sprint:because your gonna have the same issues everywhere else
mextel: who needs a social security card or hell who needs a social security number
cingular:the new att&t or is it cingular whatever we are getting iphone
tmobile:the place for people that have screwed all the other carriers over
alltel:we waste money on marketing our HUGE network in markets that cant sell alltel.
sprint:because your gonna have the same issues everywhere else
mextel: who needs a social security card or hell who needs a social security number
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Alltel- Because Chad didn't pass the Dell spokesman auditions.
Virgin- You don't want to one ALL of your life, do you?
AT&T- We're just as confused as you are.
Virgin- You don't want to one ALL of your life, do you?
AT&T- We're just as confused as you are.
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digitmasher said:
Alltel- Because Chad didn't pass the Dell spokesman auditions.
Virgin- You don't want to one ALL of your life, do you?
AT&T- We're just as confused as you are.
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AT&T-We change our name we are a different company now 😉
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chocolateman85006 said:
Sprint, Together with Nextel: a real gay marriage!
🤣 only legal in a few states which is more then where Sprinit network works
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AT&T..Cingular..AT&T..Cingular..: "Don't worry! If you're not satisfied, We'll change you're carrier for you."
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AT&T..Cingular..AT&T..Cingular..: "Don't worry! If you're not satisfied, We'll change you're carrier for you."
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Verizon - "We now offer unlimited* everything for $109.99 per month"
*unlimited defined as calls made within the united states being no longer than 5 min increments with no call to the same number more than 5 times per day (25mins total) unlimited also being defined as no more than 5000 mins per month total including nights and weekends. if you go over these said agreements you will be automatically be placed on our most expensive plan and a new 2yr agreement will be added to you existing plan (not replacing it,ADDING to it) all minutes not used
up to the 5000 mins will be charged to your account for not taking advantage of our great "unlimited*" plan...
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*unlimited defined as calls made within the united states being no longer than 5 min increments with no call to the same number more than 5 times per day (25mins total) unlimited also being defined as no more than 5000 mins per month total including nights and weekends. if you go over these said agreements you will be automatically be placed on our most expensive plan and a new 2yr agreement will be added to you existing plan (not replacing it,ADDING to it) all minutes not used
up to the 5000 mins will be charged to your account for not taking advantage of our great "unlimited*" plan...
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alltel- "We give you one measly min back for every dropped call."
Interview person: "Last month I got over 700 min back!"
Interview person: "Last month I got over 700 min back!"
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Alltel: Come and get Chad's love
At&t: Your world delivered (But not in your metro area)
At&t: Your world delivered (But not in your metro area)
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Poor Chad.... He always gets the short end of the stick. 🤣 Everyone always picks on poor Chad.
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If you brag about 10 people that you can call or text unlimitedly, then prepare for the ass whooming to commence.
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Catherine Zeta-Jones was a good spokesperson for them... Don't know why she left 😕
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Our network is so great, you won't mind paying for things like transferring pictures!
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