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Urgent press release!

MIKE3222

Dec 6, 2005, 8:05 PM
it would appear that in an effort to retieve kermit, ms. piggy has broken through the barrier of federales (they were all sleeping under their sombreros) and charged the compound. to Juan we go

Juan: thanks mike, yes indeed the pig did charge the holdout and attempt to karate kick through the door. it didn't work. when she fell over with a broken leg, Tracfone took her into the house. it would appear as though he has cut off her arm. let's listen in.

Tracfone: Can you lick your elbow pork b****? cause apprently people would rather talk about that than save you and your miserable friends. (now beating piggy with her own arm) Lick it b****, LICK IT!

Juan: HEY TRACFONE! THROUGH ME SOME THIGH MEAT AFTER YOU GET THAT STUFF ROASTED UP! we...
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MIKE3222

Dec 6, 2005, 9:20 PM
Juan: (talking with mouth full) this Tracfone guy is alright, and so i this pork bbq. back to you mike.
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longsleeves

Dec 7, 2005, 10:55 AM
I missed breakfast this morning, anything left?
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MIKE3222

Dec 7, 2005, 11:23 AM
i think there is some bacon slices left. i'll have to look.
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longsleeves

Dec 7, 2005, 11:27 AM
oh thank goodness I'm straving quick anything you find pass it over pass it over!
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75vette

Dec 7, 2005, 11:43 AM
hey dont be jewish😳 with that pork pass it my way.
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bubonic

Dec 7, 2005, 11:44 AM
mmmmmmmmm snout
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longsleeves

Dec 7, 2005, 11:50 AM
what you got the snout...man I was hoping to save it for a snack,.
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alejandro

Dec 7, 2005, 11:55 AM
jewish with pork?
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75vette

Dec 7, 2005, 12:01 PM
that was why the 😳 face was placed there
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