Scandal at the Top
Tracfone, the mobile communications giant, is the home to what can only be described as FCC liscenced organized crime. The upper eschelon of the management at Tracfone is like a guild of murderers, thieves, and blackguards. Atrocity after atrocity have been committed under their watchful eye and covered by their ever sinister hand. What follows are a few of the confirmed reports that Shallow Throat has relayed:
1. F.J. Pollak, president and CEO of Tracfone, is...
it would blow peoples minds
1. F.J. Pollak, president and CEO of Tracfone, is secretly a cereal killer. He has committed murders for years now, but has always been able to fly underneath the radar of both local law enforcement and the FBI.
Yes, Bill, Barry Smith reporting live from Tracfone headquarters in Kalamazoo, MI where there is a hostage situation. F.J. Pollack has been found by local authorities and the CIA and ATF are on scene.
Pollack is wanted for the murders of more than 12 cereal icons including: snap, crackle. and pop, the chefs from cinnamon toast crunch, the sun from raisin bran, capt'n crunch (and countless crunchberries), the theif from cookie crisp, fred flintstone and barney rubble, and t...