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Scandal at the Top

djdelay

Dec 3, 2005, 4:16 PM
A very reliable insider source, whom this reporter shall refer to as Shallow Throat, has come forward with documentation and both audio and video recordings that will shock the world. It would not be an understatement to say that this may be the greatest scandal of all time.

Tracfone, the mobile communications giant, is the home to what can only be described as FCC liscenced organized crime. The upper eschelon of the management at Tracfone is like a guild of murderers, thieves, and blackguards. Atrocity after atrocity have been committed under their watchful eye and covered by their ever sinister hand. What follows are a few of the confirmed reports that Shallow Throat has relayed:

1. F.J. Pollak, president and CEO of Tracfone, is...
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MIKE3222

Dec 3, 2005, 4:26 PM
tell me that atlantis and pompeii were tracfone's fault and all my questions will be answered. and al franken.
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djdelay

Dec 3, 2005, 4:38 PM
I'm sorry, but it has been confirmed that Atlantis and Pompeii were not caused by Tracfone. Both were the result of Mexicans. There is no suitable explanation of Al Franken, but even Tracfone isn't that evil, I hope.
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MIKE3222

Dec 3, 2005, 4:39 PM
isn't tracfone a mexican owned corporation?
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djdelay

Dec 3, 2005, 4:41 PM
big misnomer there. Tracfone is in Mexico, but is actually a South American Company. I believe the Mexicans who took down Pompeii and Atlantis were a fringe extremist group claiming association with Tracfone, but had little or nothing to do with them.
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MIKE3222

Dec 3, 2005, 4:53 PM
i see. man, we need to submit this to http://www.theyrule.net

it would blow peoples minds
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djdelay

Dec 3, 2005, 5:07 PM
what's www.theyrule.net?
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MIKE3222

Dec 3, 2005, 5:16 PM
it's a site that links all these major corporations through their board of directors and their affiliations i suppose to prove that everything is run by a few select individuals. it's an interesting read/expirement. but what a waste of time.
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G-rad

Dec 4, 2005, 11:39 AM
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Tampa_VZW_Jim

Dec 3, 2005, 4:31 PM
djdelay said:

1. F.J. Pollak, president and CEO of Tracfone, is secretly a cereal killer. He has committed murders for years now, but has always been able to fly underneath the radar of both local law enforcement and the FBI.


Yes, Bill, Barry Smith reporting live from Tracfone headquarters in Kalamazoo, MI where there is a hostage situation. F.J. Pollack has been found by local authorities and the CIA and ATF are on scene.

Pollack is wanted for the murders of more than 12 cereal icons including: snap, crackle. and pop, the chefs from cinnamon toast crunch, the sun from raisin bran, capt'n crunch (and countless crunchberries), the theif from cookie crisp, fred flintstone and barney rubble, and t...
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djdelay

Dec 3, 2005, 4:34 PM
don't forget count chocula.....that was the count.
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MIKE3222

Dec 3, 2005, 4:36 PM
but the news always forgets him in their reports. blatant racism because the count was jewish. we'll assume.
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djdelay

Dec 3, 2005, 4:36 PM
no....he's black
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MIKE3222

Dec 3, 2005, 4:38 PM
they even edit his picture on the cereal boxes?? that's real messed up!
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djdelay

Dec 3, 2005, 4:45 PM
no, he's black on the box too.....take a look at him.
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G-rad

Dec 4, 2005, 11:49 AM
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