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Ninja for hire.

NinjaMonkey

Sep 6, 2007, 7:24 PM
Ninja here looking for a bit of side money to suppliment his meager Cell One income.

Qualifications/Skills:

1. Can cause mayhem at the drop of a caltrop.
2. Can stalk any animal, mineral or vegetable.
3. Can keep Swiper from swiping.
4. Can throw smoke bombs down and climb a tree.
5. Very acurate at throwing shuriken ... errrr i mean bar darts.
6. Flying, walking on water, and holding breath for a week.

Please respond here only will contact you via homing pidgeon or swim snorkel.
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SalesWV3-A5 lines please

Sep 7, 2007, 10:15 PM
Can you possibly get 2 swipers to do nothing, one on the keyboard, one on the countertop and forget about the check thingy.. Very Happy
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NinjaMonkey

Sep 7, 2007, 10:25 PM
I can get 3 swipers to stop swiping but you'll never see that. Normal human eyes would explode.

I was down to good old WV to plat some slots and the Ninja got snaked. Their rigged! Even my mystical powers could not overpower the evil inside the Mountain O Dirt slots. Being my first defeat I decided to burn down that speak easy and turn it into a Dirt Mall!
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SalesWV3-A5 lines please

Sep 7, 2007, 10:52 PM
got a PIN?
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NinjaMonkey

Sep 7, 2007, 10:55 PM
PIN?
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SalesWV3-A5 lines please

Sep 7, 2007, 10:55 PM
BB
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NinjaMonkey

Sep 7, 2007, 11:00 PM
*closes his eyes and prays for a real answer*
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SalesWV3-A5 lines please

Sep 7, 2007, 11:08 PM
Blackberry PIN FOO!
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NinjaMonkey

Sep 7, 2007, 11:16 PM
Blackberry are the suck ... SE w580 is where its at
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SalesWV3-A5 lines please

Sep 7, 2007, 11:25 PM
cept for the cracks
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woodywoody500

Sep 7, 2007, 11:44 PM
i heard the battery life was teh suck on the 580 as well.
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NinjaMonkey

Sep 8, 2007, 3:43 PM
Well seeings as i have the s500i and not the w580 and them being simular i can not be 100% certain how the battery lasts. But i listen to the mp3 player, am constantly texting and sliding the slider causing the lights to come on like a 3 year old with a new toy. I only charge the thing ever 3-4 days. So unless your one fo those junkies with the bluetooth headset that constantly has to be playing with the phone I'd say the battery life was good.
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woodywoody500

Sep 7, 2007, 11:11 PM
How much would you charge to kill swiper?
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SalesWV3-A5 lines please

Sep 7, 2007, 11:13 PM
ach chk too?
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NinjaMonkey

Sep 7, 2007, 11:18 PM
I don't know if i'm ready to flip out and cut off heads yet ... but the price to detain a swiper and maybe torture them until they kill themselves ranges from 500.00 to 10,000.00 depending on sex, size and taravel.
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byebyecellone

Sep 8, 2007, 5:04 AM
Im gonna hir you to hold your breathe for a week. Then you wont be able to walkie talkie your little floor peasants to come over to my desk when I have been on a call for over 5 mins. Wink
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NinjaMonkey

Sep 8, 2007, 2:58 PM
That is it! They'll be at your desk at 4 minutes with a cattle prod! For every minute your over 5 minutes their gonna shovea jelly bean up your nostrils. When you reach 20 minutes if you survive that long next bit of pleasure will come in the form of a sticky fingers back massage. Twenty five minutes gets you a hot foot with a cigarette instead of a match. Thirty mnutes will get you a ninja star in the chest! BTW I have to hold my breath alot i sit next to the stinky bathroom.
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