Coca-Cola Creates Custom Phone for Promo
Places NOT to get your new SUV
These places occured to me after a large, coffee-based lunch. I thought these following locations would be most inappropriate for summoning the Coca-Cola SUV SWAT team:
1. Any maternity ward (heck, any hospital anywhere, since cell phones can do all sorts of nifty things to medical equipment...).
2. The Pentagon (...Analysts from the Pentagon conclusively determined from evidence from a recent terrorist attack involving an SUV, that Coca-Cola has been aiding Al Queda through illegal shipments of cola products. This "Caffeine Pipeline" has also been linked to an increase in tooth decay related incedents, prompting the White House to consider a 'shock and awe'...).
3. On an off-shore oilrig (Makes a nifty planter, plus you can use i...
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1. Any maternity ward (heck, any hospital anywhere, since cell phones can do all sorts of nifty things to medical equipment...).
2. The Pentagon (...Analysts from the Pentagon conclusively determined from evidence from a recent terrorist attack involving an SUV, that Coca-Cola has been aiding Al Queda through illegal shipments of cola products. This "Caffeine Pipeline" has also been linked to an increase in tooth decay related incedents, prompting the White House to consider a 'shock and awe'...).
3. On an off-shore oilrig (Makes a nifty planter, plus you can use i...
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