Reasons why people get the iPhone...
2. You want to consolidate your cell phone and your iPod into one convenient device.
3. You're a nitwit with lots of money to blow.
4. You're a gullible fool who'll buy anything if the advertising is right.
5. You like spending over 500 dollars on the latest fad because your ego depends on it.
6. You like collecting overpriced, over-hyped gadgets with bugs and other flaws.
7. You are sick to death of your RAZR, and the RAZR fad, so you're ready to jump on the bandwagon of the next best thing.
8. Your rich parents are buying this phone for you.
9. You're a nitwit with lots of money to blow.