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sicFeb 10, 2013, 12:01 AM
I heard an iPhone 5S totally killed a guy in LA. Apple and the newly resurrected corpse of Steve Jobs are silencing the media on this... Along with hushing the fact that they resurrected Steve Jobs.
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sicFeb 11, 2013, 7:39 PM
UPDATE:
The iPhone 5S is now being lauded as a hero of the Little Guy by killing police officers and their families. The Zombie Steve Jobs is refusing to comment on this turn of events, though it is nearly guaranteed to boost sales with the ever important demographic of psychopaths.
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FreddFeb 13, 2013, 10:35 AM
I heard that the iPhone 5S will be able to slice, dice, chop, and even julienne - but you gotta hit that sucka JUST right!
Oops, sorry, that is the Sledgomatic. Sorry, Gallagher!
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DrunkMar 1, 2013, 2:08 AM
I love you @Fredd, that's awesome and I hear that too one time in my country.
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