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Bob Threads the complete (so far) tales of Bob

xDon.TM

Jul 22, 2006, 11:48 PM
Old School Bob
(episodes 1 and 2 are lost to the ages)

Episode 3 - "Bob and the Mechanic" or "Bob Goes to Hell"
https://www.phonescoop.com/forums/forum.php?fm=m&ff= ... »

Episode 4 - "Bob's Daughter"
https://www.phonescoop.com/forums/forum.php?fm=m&ff= ... »

Episode 5 - BOB! The Music Video
https://www.phonescoop.com/forums/forum.php?fm=m&ff= ... »

New School (aka, The Legend Continues)

Bob goes to the Computer Store
https://www.phonescoop.com/forums/forum.php?fm=m&ff= ... »

Bob Gets Abducted
https://www.phonescoop.com/forums/forum.php?fm=m&ff= ... »

Bob - The Lost Episode
https://www.phonescoop.com/forums/forum.php?fm=m&ff= ... »

Bob visits the Post Office
https://www.phone »...
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go.ta...

Jul 24, 2006, 11:49 PM
So as Bob is driving home from a hard day of mooching whatever he could get for free, he sees the sign of a new local pizza delivery service, advertising "IF YOUR PIZZA IS NOT ON TIME, ITS FREE!!" The slogan reminds Bob how hungry he is, and he dials his Cingular phone and continues on his way home.

Hanging up with the little bitch who placed his order, Bob turned into his driveway and walked quickly through the front door, kicking his sons' toys out of the way. In the process, he broke the leg off A GI Joe. (Mental note for tomorrow: trip to WalMart to complain about the quality of the toys they sell) After hanging up his coat, Bob made a trip around the house examining the clocks. All of them were ten minutes fast, just the way he alwa...
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TheDudeAbides

Sep 26, 2012, 12:21 PM
lololololololololol
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satch of the moe

Jul 25, 2006, 5:36 AM
Figured i would re post this with the rest of bob's stories.

Bob, coming home from walmart, feeling pretty satisfied with himself getting a free alarm which was only 20.00 in the first place by getting into an argument over why he should be able to taste test which hotdog pack was better.

He walks into his house and sets up his alarm. Goes around a little bit thinking of who he will write a letter to tomorrow to complain.

Why does the state always seem to leave roadkill around his property? Why does his mail always smell like urine? He was very unhappy at many things but all this made him tired so he decided to go to bed since he had work tomorrow.

Looking at the alarm, it said 5 am so he thought that would be good enough to...
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paddyoc

Oct 8, 2008, 3:18 PM
That one isn't funny.
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lefteyeiu2006

Jul 25, 2006, 10:19 PM
After making that poor T-Mobile rep break down and cry and bang her head on the counter screaming, "WHY?! OH GOD WHY AM I SO TERRIBLE??????!" Bob decided to go to Starbucks for a free sample of thier Quad venti 5 pump toffe nut lattes. Normally they are 6 bucks, but Bob figures if Starbucks can give him a free sample of coffee, then they can give him a free 6 dollar latte. Bob goes to the counter and the Barista smiles and says "Hi what can I get started for you?" Bob grins and thinks to himself "Stupid naive kid, he will be easy.." Bob says " I want a quadruple venti non fat extra hot extra foam 2 and 3/4 splenda, 8 pump sugrafree vanilla extra extra foam and 2 squirts of whip cream latte." The barista marks the cup and hands it to th...
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texaswireless

Jul 25, 2006, 11:58 PM
Pooky Bear will be happy to step up.
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PhoneyName

Oct 11, 2008, 6:23 PM
Hey, wait... that's what I call my dog. 😳
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xIsamuTM

Jul 26, 2006, 1:11 AM
OH MY GOD!!! YOU KILLED KENN-- er, YOU KILLED BOB!! (you bastard.)
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BigShowJB

Oct 8, 2008, 3:08 PM
The End
😁

or is it????

😳 😳 😳 👀 👀 👀

remember, bob reproduced....

and one of them (freckles) has already had a virgin birth?

so is this truly the end of the tales of Bob?
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Sigma1570

Oct 8, 2008, 1:58 PM
I thought everyone could use some good reading.
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dalily21

Oct 8, 2008, 2:44 PM
THANKS for bumping that! Great reading 🙂
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xIsamuTM

Dec 24, 2008, 4:04 PM
I have been summoned back to the phonescoop worlds and find that the Bob stories have continued. will be updating the list soon...
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RavenSkyhawk

Dec 10, 2009, 7:06 PM
The continued stories of Bob:
or Freckles goes to Taco Bell!

It was a quite Saturday after noon in nowhere america, a call center rep, Jessica, woke up early in the morning, brushed her teeth and went to work at her local call center to pay off her college bills. Throwing on a T-shirt and jeans, slipping into some sandals and driving off in the early morning traffic she had no reason to believe today would be just like any other day. Unknown to her freckles, offspring of Bob had gone to Taco Bell and was using the excuse to vent her frustrations on some unsuspecting agent.

An automated voice clearly speaks through the speaker phone "Thank you for choosing Taco Bell, we apprechiate your business and know you have many choices when it ...
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Arjuun

Jun 8, 2011, 11:44 PM
bump
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Arjuun

Jul 4, 2011, 9:40 PM
bump for the girls
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Arjuun

Nov 25, 2011, 9:46 AM
bump for the coworker
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crybabycry

Nov 25, 2011, 6:19 PM
these made my sad long day, thank you🙂
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Mikey C

Nov 25, 2011, 9:51 AM
Oldest Ive seen so far..
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melrhodes

Nov 25, 2011, 10:08 AM
oldest one was probably buried in the ashes now
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Mikey C

Nov 25, 2011, 10:15 AM
The oldest active post is what I meant.
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pjcforpres2020

Sep 26, 2012, 12:07 PM
bump!
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Lord Azrael

Feb 1, 2013, 4:56 PM
this deserves a bump for preservation
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Lord Azrael

Feb 1, 2013, 4:57 PM
Bob, the Typical Cingular Customer, decides to stop in at the local McDonald's for his free breakfast...at noon. Looks like its all downhill from here...

Cashier: Good afternoon and welcome to McDonald's, what will you be having today?

Bob: Well, about a month ago, a friend of mine had a coupon for a free Egg McMuffin, so I think I'd like one of those and a hash brown. I don't mind paying for the hash brown.

Cashier: Umm...I'm sorry sir, but breakfast hours are over. Could I offer you some fries and a Big Mac?

Bob: No, I want the McMuffin. And what do you mean, breakfast hours are over? Your advertising outside says McMuffins are sold all day.

Cashier: No sir, if you read below the advertisement, you'll see where it says, "Bre...
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Arjuun

Sep 11, 2015, 6:46 PM
bump for history
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