Bob tells a bed time story
One night, Bob lays his children down for bed. It's 2am, and the kids have been tearing up the house since they got home early from school. They were "sick" and had to leave school to come home and run around screaming. Bob's biggest lament is that they ran in front of the TV while he was watching the game. It's ok though, as he threw beer cans at them until they moved. They wanted a story to help them calm down and go to sleep. So, Bob decided to tell them about the 3 little pigs and the big bad wolf. He began his story:
Once upon a time, there were 3 little pigs. They were all borthers who decided to build houses in a valley. One day, a big bad wolf came along, wi...