Shop Talk
to my coworkers
We have 15 min for break, not 16, not 17. 15. So don't take up the entire hallways with your ginormous buttocks.
If one more customer of mine hears you bellow profanity because you like the sound of your own voice and like to show off your limited vocabulary Ima punch you in the nose.
If you hate working here so much you insist on wrecking my breaks by incessantly pishing and moaning, try working for wal mart or being unemployed.
That is all.
ever hear of prozac? I bet you get that a lot.