Shop Talk
People who smack their lips when they talk!
Customer: "Yesh yesh, I am uhhh, *smack* calling about *smack* my account *smack*. Could you uhhh *smack* tell me why *smack* you're billing me for *smack* 3 months at a time? *smack*
Me: That's because you didn't pay your last two bills.
Customer: "I DID pay my bill. *smack*.. I paid it last week. *smack*
Me: We don't have a record of receiving it yet
Customer: *smack* Well I know you DID get it. *smack* I gave it to my accountant who said he sent it to you. I handed him an envelope full of *smack* cash and told him where to *smack* send it. I trust him. *smack*
Me: I suggest you call him to see when he sent the payment in to us.
Customer: Why *smack* wou...
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