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Apple Zombies & Me
I am new to the cell phone industry but with the short time I have spent selling phones there has been one constant. APPLE CUSTOMERS ARE ZOMBIES!! If you work for a company that has Apple products and you have had one of these zombies enter your store or pass by your kiosk try to sell said customer something besides an Apple product.
Just like the typical zombie who only craves brain when you would much rather them eat a nice steak like the rest of us, the Apple zombie craves only Apple products. When presented with something other than what they crave, even if it is something better than what they are looking for, i.e. steak over brains or Droid os over Apple os, said customers response will be no different than your typical zombie rea...
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Just sell 'em the one with the bigger gee bees and get 'em out of your life.
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dude if htc could make products thatr worked all the time and never miss than there would be htc zombies but apple takes the time to make a great product. thats why apple zombies are the way they are. i have had an iphone and now have and htc and let me tell you, both are good but i had a much better experince with the iphone.
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Did you actually post that with a straight face? Worked all the time?
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lol
There aren't zombies for HTC because HTC owners aren't braindead.
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I only really care about one phone's failure rate, frankly, and that's my own. Band wagoners of every shape and color are annoying.
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JobyMar 25, 2011, 7:28 PM
htc at least has spell check...
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Yeah and I am real impressed with the huge market share Apple has with other products. 😁
Apple zombies are just that. If Apple created an outhouse with out plumbing the zombies would buy it and tell you that outdoor plumbing is better.
Is the was of it all. Nothing wrong with it but they are blind to anything outside of it.
It is not the product but the shing apple they crave.
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Can't forget the WIFIs!
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I feel the same way. I will say that there are apple groupies out there as well. I have seen an iphone start conversations at bars. The convo went something like this..
"Oh my god! is that your iphone??"
"no, its where i keep my candy."
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