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Customers are Funny
My co worker just got an inbound call. She asked for his phone number and then was greeted by beeping. She then asked again for his number and he responded with" I just dialed it in for you". I guess because it is almost the end of the day that this struck me as hilarious.
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I once did my opening for a call and got no reply. So I said it again and the lady what all
*gasp* "Are you a real person?"
me: Why yes, yes I am
Cust: "Oh my gawd you sounded just like the recording!"
🤣 I got a good giggle out of it.
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you don't know how many times i've had a customer say this to me 😲
and i'm just like, yeah, because an automated system usually states its name 🙄
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What you automated system does not have a name?
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"Thank you for calling AT&T, this is, um...IVR...how may I assist you?" 😎
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Please sate your name then press 5 then phone number and press 6 beep you pressed the wrong number ....goodbye
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I meant to say state name whoops
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You meant to state "state"? 😉
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here's what to do if they continue like that
Sir Say it to me using words..
Like One Two Three
(BEEEP)
cuatro cinco seis siete ocho
(BEEP)
Self Destruct has been activated
5..4..3..2..1...Have a Nice Day! Click!
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I had the customer go on and on about how i punched him in the face and he went to the hospital because of me lol. I kept tellin him i am sorry i couldnt have done that since i was on the other side of the country.
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