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Supercalls on a Saturday
I work for an AT&T call center and someone just called me cause their ipod touch is not working. BRILLIANT!
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you dont call AT&T for that? glad i checked forum i was getting ready to call yall, my toaster went out this morning 🤣
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I know I was going to call sprint cause my coffemaker's not connecting to 4G
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That must be the new iToast. It uses 3g (no 4g for you yet) to stay connected to all the other iToast units and gather statistics on how people like their toast. It uses lasers to sense the density of the bread or bagel you put in, and automatically determines the correct time and temperature to use. It's also secretly spying on your other kitchen appliances and sending that information back to Apple, so they can develop the iFridge by 2013. That one will revolutionize food storage!
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the iApple. In a revolutionary act of genius, Steve Jobs created an omniscient, edible apple. He recently signed an exclusive contract with the federal government to disperse these delicious detectors to the general public. When eaten, they act as GPS trackers!
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also iTape, for all your iPhone 4 needs! Also any other applicance that may need to get better reception! 😁
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