Band of Survivors Crash a call center
raiding the vending machines..
drinking the coffee still in the machine from a week ago
the secretly bitten one searching the call center for the candy stash lady's desk
finding a phone with a blinking red light
Hears a human voice
screams Hey everybody ! I've got someone...
back to the phone
you've been on hold how long?
after the third day wouldn't you hang up?
the phone doesn't work because everybody's dead
the zombie apocalypse ya know
it was on the internet
and the news
um...and the papers
i can't give you a credit
i don't work here
all the supervisor's are dead