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Dear Customer...
Thank you for helping me stay employed in these hard times, I really appreciate it. In order to provide you with the best customer service possible, I'd like to request a few things from you in exchange:
+ Please don't make me pretend to be a dentist in order to get any kind of information from you; it's not very nice, it's counterproductive to the both of us and you're cutting off your own nose to spite your face. Please work with me and just answer my questions with something other than. "no." "Yes." "Sure." "Nope."
+ Do not assume I know why you are calling; I can rarely see an account immediately and if you're a 0 abuser, then you're going to be silly for assuming that I can read your minds. I am in customer service, not on Miss C...
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pah..you want nice? lol you're employed in the wrong field 🤣
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I agree customers are selfish pieces of garbage, they just want everything free
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ochneAug 8, 2010, 5:24 PM
What? A customer that is reasonable? Or helpful? Not very likely to happen. If they wanted to even remotely be like that, they would go into a store because they are less likely to be a complete twit. Instead, they call because they can do so from the privacy of their own bathroom (while using said facilities) to berate our gene pool because they talked 3500 minutes on a plan with 200 minutes and we never told them they were going over we just sent them a bill for it (of course, between wiping and grunting they manage to ask to have all of the overage waived because we didn't stop it from happening).
***To the rare, kind or reasonable customer, thank you.***
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