Shop Talk
Signs I wish We had
will be Reciprocated
and rewarded when possible
Those who do not wish to be courteous polite and calm
This is your only warning
Customer Service has permission
to release the Hounds
-Warning: We have Chuck Norris on speed dial.
-I don't care how long you've been with our company, I am NOT giving you our most expensive phone for free.
Not like people would walk into our store, read that and automatically assume we're serious... but that's probably why it's funny. 😎
This is not fast food, this will take some time please calm down and wait just a moment.
MexicanJumpingBean said:
The people at Walmart do not know what they are doing. Don't get mad at us when what they told you is a lie.
^ Can I order this in neon as well as 10 foot by 10 foot awning sings?
So if you want credit go to hell and wait!
If you are grumpy, rude, or just plain mean, there will be a $10 charge for putting up with you.