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Signs I wish We had

ATTDRONEV2.5

Jul 8, 2010, 10:17 PM
Courtesy Politeness and Calm
will be Reciprocated
and rewarded when possible

Those who do not wish to be courteous polite and calm

This is your only warning

Customer Service has permission
to release the Hounds
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deepc

Jul 9, 2010, 9:01 AM
"Life is tough...but it's tougher if you're stupid" -- John Wayne
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iljaaf21

Jul 11, 2010, 11:29 AM
-Children under 16 are not permitted without adult supervision.

-Warning: We have Chuck Norris on speed dial.

-I don't care how long you've been with our company, I am NOT giving you our most expensive phone for free.
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zboyd989

Jul 11, 2010, 12:04 PM
I will not watch your kids for you
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purplelotus

Jul 11, 2010, 1:28 PM
I like the last one.
Not like people would walk into our store, read that and automatically assume we're serious... but that's probably why it's funny. 😎
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Poking Pixie

Jul 13, 2010, 3:39 PM
Thank you for calling AT&T, any stupid questions will be rewarded with an electrical shock proportionate to the dumbness (is that a word?) of the question you just asked.
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verizonbites

Jul 20, 2010, 8:14 PM
We just electrically shocked you for the proportion of your dumbness on not knowing thst dumbness is a word. 😛
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RavenSkyhawk

Jul 13, 2010, 4:45 PM
Please be smarter than you phone. If you are not we will provide you with a free downgrade to your current services.
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ecycled

Jul 20, 2010, 4:47 PM
Phone IQ rating system.

This is not fast food, this will take some time please calm down and wait just a moment.
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andyandjustinarebetter

Jul 14, 2010, 12:49 PM
i DO NOT have to help you if i do not want to. so please treat me like someone you are asking a favor from.
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MexicanJumpingBean

Jul 20, 2010, 5:05 PM
The people at Walmart do not know what they are doing. Don't get mad at us when what they told you is a lie.
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ecycled

Jul 21, 2010, 2:56 PM
MexicanJumpingBean said:
The people at Walmart do not know what they are doing. Don't get mad at us when what they told you is a lie.


^ Can I order this in neon as well as 10 foot by 10 foot awning sings?
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MexicanJumpingBean

Jul 22, 2010, 3:14 PM
I'll get right on that. I figured it'll be a best seller 😁
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Researcher

Jul 20, 2010, 6:00 PM
Our Credit Manager is Helen Waite
So if you want credit go to hell and wait!
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Poking Pixie

Jul 20, 2010, 7:35 PM
Wirefly is NOT the ultimated authority on AT&T phones. 😡
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PhoneyName

Jul 21, 2010, 12:20 PM
From a local restaurant:

If you are grumpy, rude, or just plain mean, there will be a $10 charge for putting up with you.
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wyckdkitty

Jul 21, 2010, 8:48 PM
YES WE CARE

when you're actually buying something
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wyckdkitty

Jul 22, 2010, 12:09 PM
Sure, I can help with that
JUST LET ME GET OUT MY MAGIC WAND
👿
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kittie

Jul 22, 2010, 2:38 PM
YES, YOU'VE BEEN WITH US FOR YEARS
YOU'RE A LOYAL CUSTOMER
..OK YEAH, WOW, YOU'RE ALL THAT

So what? 😡
Now, Pay up or hang-up.
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