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foreverfiction

Jun 27, 2010, 6:14 AM
cx: I want to upgrade.

me: certainly, but it appears like you have a past-due balance on your account. if youd like to pay that now, we can refresh your account and--

cx: well, it's only one day since it was due, so it really isn't past due.

me: no, it's past due....

cx: Ive been a customer since 1999, i've never had it be past due before!

me: I do see you've been with us for a while, however--

cx: I'll call back and talk to a rep who knows what theyre doing. BYE. *CLICK*

me: have a nice day?...




I'm legit confounded by stupidity of humans. also, I have it when they play the tenure card. "I'VE BEN A CUSTOMER WITH AT&T SINCE 1938!!!"
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Amarantamin

Jun 27, 2010, 1:33 PM
"Oh, well since I now see that you've been a customer for so long, we'll lift all the rules just for you. We'll let you order this phone, completely free, and throw in a car charger. Also, your bill is no longer late, and it never will be again. Here's a $50.00 credit because we love you as a customer. Thanks for calling!"
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deepc

Jun 27, 2010, 3:00 PM
But before I apply that $50 credit and send you out those new android phones I will need to transfer you to our "special customer appreciation line" One moment please....

Pause

"Gracia por llamada AT&T, Mi nombre es Jose. Que paso amigo??
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Mafdet

Jun 28, 2010, 9:54 PM
🤣 or just send them to the idiot hotline!
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