Shop Talk
Arghhhh!
me: certainly, but it appears like you have a past-due balance on your account. if youd like to pay that now, we can refresh your account and--
cx: well, it's only one day since it was due, so it really isn't past due.
me: no, it's past due....
cx: Ive been a customer since 1999, i've never had it be past due before!
me: I do see you've been with us for a while, however--
cx: I'll call back and talk to a rep who knows what theyre doing. BYE. *CLICK*
me: have a nice day?...
I'm legit confounded by stupidity of humans. also, I have it when they play the tenure card. "I'VE BEN A CUSTOMER WITH AT&T SINCE 1938!!!"
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"Gracia por llamada AT&T, Mi nombre es Jose. Que paso amigo??