Shop Talk
Oh...My...God...
So im pretty sure i just caused a couple to get a divorce. I work in Retention, and this couple called in to cancel their sons line, the wife was talking but the husband joined the line because "we take advantage of his wives kindness" whenever she calls in. Basically i inform her that the sons line is in contract until october 2011. She states that her son hasnt had the phone so theres no possible way that he upgraded, advised her that the phone that his line upgraded to was currently being used by the husband due to his phone broke and he wasnt upgrade eligible until june. THEN the fun starts. heres the convo. Mind you im sitting quietly in the background trying to say something "um...uh...can i...ok...ill wait"
WIFE- "You never tell me...
(continues)
WIFE- "You never tell me...
(continues)
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:| Im still pretty much in shock, like...i dont know if they were attempting a prank call or if they were serious. But im definatly scarred for life. :| lol
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nursejenn132 said:
HUSBAND- "Did i give you permission to sleep with my brother?!!?!?!"
That... is... win.
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Now that is funny....... have u heard the radio prank that goes wrong? they call in tell here that her husband is cheating at work and she gets mad and admits that she is sleeping with his brother oh and he is quietly on the line and this was public radio. that was funny. There r some things u dont tell until u r almost out the door. scenario:
Dave come closer........beep.............beep(life suppport)i want u to know.........Beep.. i slept with your brother ugh.......beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep
but ofcorse some peoples luck they didnt sign the do not resuscitate card
Dave come closer........beep.............beep(life suppport)i want u to know.........Beep.. i slept with your brother ugh.......beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep
but ofcorse some peoples luck they didnt sign the do not resuscitate card
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