Santa's phone number
"Yes honey this is the man Santa bought the cell phone from"
I'm thinking oh yeah, I remember selling this blackberry, I just didn't know it was going to a 10 year old little girl
Well my co worker was helping the guy out with an insurance claim "imagine that" and so I took the oppertunity to be a jerk
I told the little girl I could give her santa's phone number and she'll get anything she wants "not like she doesn't now"
so I programed the reject hotline in her phone and named it under santa
I lied about this story, I have not had one custy in all day and I'm bored. I have no co worker today and I lied.
If you could control time like the japan guy on hero's what would you do to the custy's?
I'd stop time before they got to the door, then see if their phone has water damage, and if it did I'd punch them a few times and when I started time again they'd be winded and hit the floor trying to breath and they would just hurt. Turn around and leave. That way I wouldnt' have to deal with, "I never got it near water!" "you made a crappy phone"
No, it says sales specialist, I sell the damn thing and that's it. Oh, and when I get someone that's rude... I'd stop time and delete their phonebook... they wouldn't even know till they left! ha ha!
Meanwhile i'm stuck all by myself, i did have one guy pop his head in and ask, "Do you sell maps here?" I replied with, "yea, a new phone with att navigator" he leaves before i finished. Maps?!? seriously?? i'm directly across from a wal-mart and a gas station down the street
Though, I wish you did do something like that