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Santa's phone number

Drunk

May 21, 2009, 11:22 AM
Daddy's little princess came in with her smart phone that daddy got her for christmas.
"Yes honey this is the man Santa bought the cell phone from"
I'm thinking oh yeah, I remember selling this blackberry, I just didn't know it was going to a 10 year old little girl
Well my co worker was helping the guy out with an insurance claim "imagine that" and so I took the oppertunity to be a jerk
I told the little girl I could give her santa's phone number and she'll get anything she wants "not like she doesn't now"
so I programed the reject hotline in her phone and named it under santa

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I lied about this story, I have not had one custy in all day and I'm bored. I have no co worker today and I lied.
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Kid

May 21, 2009, 11:24 AM
I'm alone today too and bored out of my mine. I've only had one customer all day.
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Drunk

May 21, 2009, 11:26 AM
Did you tell that custy to shove it to the left and shimmy shake to the right?
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Kid

May 21, 2009, 11:38 AM
I told them the opposite. Shove it to the right and shimmy shake it to the left.
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Drunk

May 21, 2009, 11:40 AM
They should get the same effects, just a different method, I really believe it comes down to the shimmy shake.
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Kid

May 21, 2009, 11:42 AM
I've been working alone for 7 weeks now. Im getting the urge to start poking custys in the eye before they even start to speak. Evil or Very Mad
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Drunk

May 21, 2009, 11:46 AM
Poke em in the eye then yell real loud, "Pokemon!" and laugh.

If you could control time like the japan guy on hero's what would you do to the custy's?

I'd stop time before they got to the door, then see if their phone has water damage, and if it did I'd punch them a few times and when I started time again they'd be winded and hit the floor trying to breath and they would just hurt. Turn around and leave. That way I wouldnt' have to deal with, "I never got it near water!" "you made a crappy phone"
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Kid

May 21, 2009, 11:50 AM
I love the "you made a crappy phone" line. I made a crappy phone? You're the moron that picked it out.
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Drunk

May 21, 2009, 11:55 AM
Does my business card say anywhere on it: Phone Mechanic, Japanese Manufacturer, Sympathy Therapist?

No, it says sales specialist, I sell the damn thing and that's it. Oh, and when I get someone that's rude... I'd stop time and delete their phonebook... they wouldn't even know till they left! ha ha!
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Kid

May 21, 2009, 12:02 PM
Instead of deleting their phonebook act like you are trying to figure out the problem and go through the phonebook and change the last digit in some of their contacts. That really screws with them.
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Drunk

May 21, 2009, 12:08 PM
I wouldn't even have to stop time! that's awesome!
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Kid

May 21, 2009, 12:17 PM
If you really want to go all out change some of the numbers completely and put in some "adult" numbers in. Custy goes to call "Mom" and gets "Hot Mama" instead. Very Happy
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Drunk

May 21, 2009, 12:49 PM
Oh yeah! That's hilarious! But I'd still like to stop time.
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johnpunk330

May 21, 2009, 2:25 PM
there is a santa clause version of the rejection hotlin Twisted Evil e its pretty funny i forgot the number though
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aaguirre67

May 22, 2009, 3:53 PM
my co-worker calls and says she's running late, but not to worry, she's on her way... that was 2hrs ago, she's still not here

Meanwhile i'm stuck all by myself, i did have one guy pop his head in and ask, "Do you sell maps here?" I replied with, "yea, a new phone with att navigator" he leaves before i finished. Maps?!? seriously?? i'm directly across from a wal-mart and a gas station down the street
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Juanbyjuan

May 22, 2009, 4:18 PM
I was going to say. You want it to be your last day lol


Though, I wish you did do something like that
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Menno

May 22, 2009, 4:19 PM
We had no one until 3:00

Since then we've done 8 lines
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