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i really really really dont
I dont want to work today.....i think im gonna click on a customer. ๐ฟ
me: (groggy voice) "good morning, welcome to zippy pin head wireless!" โน๏ธ
cust: (minny pearl voice)"hi do you sell fones?"
me: (voice cracking, eyes twitching) "why yes we sure do!" ๐คจ
cust: (minny pearl voice)"I wants one of those EYE-FONES!!"
me: (voice cracking, eyes watering, neck twitching) "im sorry that is ATT" ๐
cust: (minny pearl voice)"Then I wants one of those HTC Touch Diamond?"
me: (voice cracking, eyes watering, neck twitching) "im sorry that is sprint, verizion or alltel. ๐
cust: (minny pearl voice)"Then what the hell do you have??"
me: (voice cracking, eyes watering, neck twitching, veins popping, grittin...
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lol love it. Sounds about right aye
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Welcome to my daily life. ๐
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I chased that woman around the store for 15 minutes (kinda spry for a septa-genarion).
I had to clean everything up.
well gotta go move the body. ๐
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DrunkMay 2, 2009, 1:18 PM
Just eat it
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anyone im gonna get the recipe for authentic mexican barbq from MATOMORAS, MX.
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DrunkMay 2, 2009, 1:51 PM
If she's on the plump side you could slow roast her on a spit and save that fatty juice to make a nice gravy/special sauce for your fixings. I'm thinking your store is going to eat well for a long time.
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do europeans give you gas?? ๐
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DrunkMay 2, 2009, 2:13 PM
Depends, the ones up north don't, like Sweden and Finland, but France and Spain do.... I'd never eat a hairy French lady, it's just not right.
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Norwegians give me the squirts.
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