Shop Talk
How Bob Stole Christmas
And all through the house
Not a creature was stirring
Except for one louse
His name was Bob
His plan was unfurled
He’d steal all the upgrades
All over the world
They were rightfully his
He was a customer
He had been wronged
Over and over
So this night he would steal them
Out of simple spite
“I am the Customerâ€Â
“I am always rightâ€Â
“I’ll take all the upgrades
That should have been mineâ€Â
He said with a sneer
As he checked the time
The clock had struck midnight
His deed was almost done
One more house to go
He was having fun
His sack was filled
With coupons and letters
Saying “free phoneâ€Â
What could be better?
Into ...
(continues)
I'm quite impressed...
But my name is spelled A-J-L-I-N-E-M-A-N, not Debbie Sue, and my bat is made of metal...
What else should we do?
(Haha totally just realized that my reply rhymed)