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How Bob Stole Christmas

T-Monster

Dec 1, 2008, 9:51 PM
Twas the night before Christmas
And all through the house
Not a creature was stirring
Except for one louse

His name was Bob
His plan was unfurled
He’d steal all the upgrades
All over the world

They were rightfully his
He was a customer
He had been wronged
Over and over

So this night he would steal them
Out of simple spite
“I am the Customer”
“I am always right”

“I’ll take all the upgrades
That should have been mine”
He said with a sneer
As he checked the time

The clock had struck midnight
His deed was almost done
One more house to go
He was having fun

His sack was filled
With coupons and letters
Saying “free phone”
What could be better?

Into ...
(continues)
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IrishCarBomb

Dec 1, 2008, 9:57 PM
Good stuff!
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ajlineman

Dec 1, 2008, 9:57 PM
LOL a rhyme of epic porportions
I'm quite impressed...
But my name is spelled A-J-L-I-N-E-M-A-N, not Debbie Sue, and my bat is made of metal...
What else should we do?

(Haha totally just realized that my reply rhymed)
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tanya_ATT

Dec 2, 2008, 10:53 AM
classic!!!!
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cookiesandcreme69

Dec 2, 2008, 12:48 PM
That is great!!!!!!!!
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TMoGuy

Dec 2, 2008, 6:05 PM
Good stuff! Bob is a tool! 😁
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