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Online with VW Episode 9: Mr. Sparkles Needs A Phone
I am not one to toot my own horn but this one is one of my favorites. I hope you all enjoy this as much and I enjoyed doing it!
Please wait for a Verizon Wireless sales representative to assist you with your order. Thank you for your patience!
A Verizon Wireless online pre-sales specialist has joined the chat. You are now chatting with Jennifer
Jennifer: Hello. Thank you for visiting our chat service. May I help you with your order today?
You: Well hello young lady.
Jennifer: How may I assist you today?
You: Jennifer is my grand daughters name.
Jennifer: That is cool!
You: Jenny, my name is Marcy and I am looking for a phone today.
Jennifer: I would be happy to assist you with that Marcy.
Jennifer: Are you an...
(continues)
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Poor Jennifer! Wouldn't it be hilarious if someday one of these chats you have is with a phone scoop user?
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LOL!! that made my day. 😁
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Just out of curiosity.......What company do you work at that you all have that much free time on your hands? If you put even 10% of the effort you put into this into your job you would be a millionaire.
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With a line like this either the call center at VZW is slow or he really hates his job.
"You: Oh Mr. Sparkles would just love that! I made him a blackberry pie last week and the poor thing had diarrhea so bad it looked like someone sprayed brownie batter out of a garden hose."
Priceless
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Actually I work in a retail store and often do not have time to do this while at work. So when I go home thats when the fun starts and then I post them here. As to where I work, it is one of the most despised carriers in the US. Wow, did I just give it away?
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It does say Verizon in his post
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