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Online with VW Episode 9: Mr. Sparkles Needs A Phone

cellphonetourettes

Sep 19, 2008, 9:58 PM
I am not one to toot my own horn but this one is one of my favorites. I hope you all enjoy this as much and I enjoyed doing it!

Please wait for a Verizon Wireless sales representative to assist you with your order. Thank you for your patience!

A Verizon Wireless online pre-sales specialist has joined the chat. You are now chatting with Jennifer

Jennifer: Hello. Thank you for visiting our chat service. May I help you with your order today?

You: Well hello young lady.

Jennifer: How may I assist you today?

You: Jennifer is my grand daughters name.

Jennifer: That is cool!

You: Jenny, my name is Marcy and I am looking for a phone today.

Jennifer: I would be happy to assist you with that Marcy.

Jennifer: Are you an...
(continues)
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UOQuack

Sep 20, 2008, 9:41 AM
Poor Jennifer! Wouldn't it be hilarious if someday one of these chats you have is with a phone scoop user?
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Jrockemsockem

Sep 20, 2008, 9:55 AM
LOL!! that made my day. 😁
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Joeboo62

Sep 25, 2008, 12:08 AM
Just out of curiosity.......What company do you work at that you all have that much free time on your hands? If you put even 10% of the effort you put into this into your job you would be a millionaire.
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Nadesico81

Sep 25, 2008, 2:16 AM
With a line like this either the call center at VZW is slow or he really hates his job.

"You: Oh Mr. Sparkles would just love that! I made him a blackberry pie last week and the poor thing had diarrhea so bad it looked like someone sprayed brownie batter out of a garden hose."

Priceless
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cellphonetourettes

Sep 26, 2008, 9:06 AM
Actually I work in a retail store and often do not have time to do this while at work. So when I go home thats when the fun starts and then I post them here. As to where I work, it is one of the most despised carriers in the US. Wow, did I just give it away?
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charliegirl

Sep 25, 2008, 10:45 AM
🤣 🤣
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Nadesico81

Sep 26, 2008, 1:56 PM
It does say Verizon in his post
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cellphonetourettes

Sep 26, 2008, 2:37 PM
Death Star....
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