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what's the best password or security question you've heard
many of you have heard sex, variations of 69, etc.
had one today that I thought was good...
pretty lady, with a couple friends, I didn't have her pegged for this as her favorite hobby
cunnilingus
WHAT???
I fell out of my chair. she was concerned that I had fainted, but when i sat up laughing, she got a little red-faced too. the embarrassment seemed to turn to interest or curiosity when I spelled it correctly to the dumb-founded call center agent.
had one today that I thought was good...
pretty lady, with a couple friends, I didn't have her pegged for this as her favorite hobby
cunnilingus
WHAT???
I fell out of my chair. she was concerned that I had fainted, but when i sat up laughing, she got a little red-faced too. the embarrassment seemed to turn to interest or curiosity when I spelled it correctly to the dumb-founded call center agent.
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yeah i had a guy a couple of days ago who had the security question, first pets name?
and his answer was fu**face
and his answer was fu**face
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Not the funniest but one of my personal favorites:
Customer comes in ranting, raving, cussing. I've already pulled up the account, so I already see the password there.
"Sir/Maam, can I get your account password so we can work on your account?"
Customer goes off again on a tangent and expletive filled rant.
"Sir/Maan, That's easy to fix, I just need to verify account ownership to assist you."
"Well, I don't remember my password."
"That's fine, I can give it to you if have matching photo ID."
Customer goes off again about having to show ID but finally does...
"Sir/Maam, your password is 'Jesus.'"
"Oh, I forgot." 😳
🤣
Customer comes in ranting, raving, cussing. I've already pulled up the account, so I already see the password there.
"Sir/Maam, can I get your account password so we can work on your account?"
Customer goes off again on a tangent and expletive filled rant.
"Sir/Maan, That's easy to fix, I just need to verify account ownership to assist you."
"Well, I don't remember my password."
"That's fine, I can give it to you if have matching photo ID."
Customer goes off again about having to show ID but finally does...
"Sir/Maam, your password is 'Jesus.'"
"Oh, I forgot." 😳
🤣
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ac4321 said:
"Father flannigan, your password is 'Jesus.'"
"Oh, I forgot." 😳
🤣
fixed
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was a great and godly man who wouldnt have done the things you speak of. He thought that there was no bad kid just bad adults which is true.
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Had an elderly lady on the phone one day, asked her for the answer to her security question, "What's your favorite hobby?" Her answer was "Sex"... 😳
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My roommate was working at a call center for a while, but the account he was working for (not the wireless industry) got shut down. So the last day there he decided to verify every customer by asking for name, address, account number, or weapon of choice. Apparently only 2 people even picked up on it.
Some country boy immediately said, "crossbow."
"Crossbow? so if you were going to kill yourself right now, you'd use a crossbow?"
"... well, uh yeah. i guess so!"
His rationale was, hell, the account is shutting down, who's going to care enough to listen to call recordings on the last day?
Some country boy immediately said, "crossbow."
"Crossbow? so if you were going to kill yourself right now, you'd use a crossbow?"
"... well, uh yeah. i guess so!"
His rationale was, hell, the account is shutting down, who's going to care enough to listen to call recordings on the last day?
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'Who's your favorite author?'
'Why, that'd be Ted Nugent.'
'Who's your business mentor?'
'Master P!!'
'Why, that'd be Ted Nugent.'
'Who's your business mentor?'
'Master P!!'
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He went on to inspire black men with poor grammar in business strategy, I would assume.
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smegma. She turned very red when she told my coworker. My coworker is a bit of an idiot and had never heard the work. SO...being a genius...he asked her if it meant anything. Her reply: "Just google it hon, but wait till I leave to do it."
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when i was a regular call center agent, i had a guy call in and his password was "2 nice tits" and he was really mad and ended up escalating. so when the res agent answerd the phone i had to give the password. i couldn't say it with a straight face
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Not quite work related... I was sitting next to my coworker, who was on the phone with his bank, when I overheard this conversation. You only get his side, because of course I couldn't hear her.
"I don't know my password."
"What's my favorite sport? I don't know, I don't even like sports."
(blah blah verification set up new question)
"Out of curiosity, what did I say my favorite sport is?"
(looks at me, smiling) "Pocket pool, huh?"
Me - "Did she actually say that to you?"
Him - "How did you say that without laughing? Oh, you don't know what that means?"
Me - "Don't tell her, she could sue you!"
Him - "My coworker says I shouldn't tell you unless you promise not to sue. Ok, if you promise... pocket pool is playi...
(continues)
"I don't know my password."
"What's my favorite sport? I don't know, I don't even like sports."
(blah blah verification set up new question)
"Out of curiosity, what did I say my favorite sport is?"
(looks at me, smiling) "Pocket pool, huh?"
Me - "Did she actually say that to you?"
Him - "How did you say that without laughing? Oh, you don't know what that means?"
Me - "Don't tell her, she could sue you!"
Him - "My coworker says I shouldn't tell you unless you promise not to sue. Ok, if you promise... pocket pool is playi...
(continues)
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me:may I have the passcode on the acct?
Her:Why do you want to know?
M:I need it to gain access to the acct...
H:Why do you want to know?
(repeat twice more)
Finally look closely at passcode..."Ydouwanttono"
(Smack self in head twice)
Her:Why do you want to know?
M:I need it to gain access to the acct...
H:Why do you want to know?
(repeat twice more)
Finally look closely at passcode..."Ydouwanttono"
(Smack self in head twice)
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In my time working in the call center I've seen:
"fu(k at&t" (That's who I work for)
"not paying the bill"
my favorite one was "suspended again"
"fu(k at&t" (That's who I work for)
"not paying the bill"
my favorite one was "suspended again"
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