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One of my coworkers swears she once got a guy named Assinalt.

no matter how many of these i read the custy my friend sonic got while working at fed ex is always the best...

rei ping yu

(raping you)

😳
not today you arent...

Road Blocke 😳

I swear I had a customer whos name was

Urene Fountain

"Urine Fountain" I mean who would do that to their kid?

Richard "D*ck" Beedenbender

How 'bout this one:

Rockne Cox

'Cept in his account, whoever set it up put the names backwards so it LOOKS like his name is Cox Rockne. I think that's even better. 😛

Gaye Mayles.

This was her married name, meaning it was a conscious decision on her part to marry Mr. Mayles.

My co-worker had a lady with the last name tacotaco.

Not THE Chuck Norris, but I still gave him as much as I could for free, just in case it was him in disguise. 👀

Burton FireHammer

That's who I ripped of for my last name on the forums.

McCracken. i thought the dude was giving me a BS name cuz i was just doin an accessory sale. so i kinda got snippy with him and rolled my eyes, til i saw his CC, then i felt like an arse 🤭

Pistof Nager

I have a regular customer and his name is phuk yu ( f**k you) Also i have a prepaid customer and no lie he changed his name to big daddy. His license, credit cards and account all say big daddy. I figured it was a fake license first time i saw it.

Had a couple. Scrappy Doo and the other had a last name of Pinkstaff.

gotten to talk to quite a few hispanic folks with areola as their last name.

well i had a customer once and he is named PAT PAT.. 🙂

Worked cust svc for a newspaper once... Had a customer named Char Cole. I kid you not...

Concepcion WaterKutter (Water-kooter)

Sandy Penny

Ben Dover... he told us the joke was that his wife's name was Ilene. 🤣

How about??? CHIKA TOODLE and CHUBBY CHUBBY 😁 😁