Shop Talk
Question of the day...
I'm trying to explain to a new customer how a camera phone works. They are a bit older but still should have better common sense than this.
Me- ..and then you press the OK button to snap the picture.
Custy- So if I call my niece who lives in Florida, i can take a picture of her while we're on the phone?
Me- 😳 😳 😳
Me- ..and then you press the OK button to snap the picture.
Custy- So if I call my niece who lives in Florida, i can take a picture of her while we're on the phone?
Me- 😳 😳 😳
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yes. just point it in the direction that you're calling, and tell her to smile..... 👀
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NOOO!!!! it needs to be in the direction of the TOWER in use at the time!!!
you tell her to do that it might take a picture of the Saturn's 4th ring being eclipsed by jupiter's 2nd moon!!
make sure when she asks where the towers are that you tell her onbly the oompaloompas have that information
you tell her to do that it might take a picture of the Saturn's 4th ring being eclipsed by jupiter's 2nd moon!!
make sure when she asks where the towers are that you tell her onbly the oompaloompas have that information
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Customer wants a case for a phone:
Me- What kind of phone do you need it for?
Cust- It's a short skinny thin one (holds up fingers assuming that it would help)
Me- Do you know the manufacturer or model?
Cust- It's a Nex.....(Customer looks around panic in her eyes!).... Where am I?
Me- Alltel.
Cust- Oh OK
Me- What kind of phone do you need it for?
Cust- It's a short skinny thin one (holds up fingers assuming that it would help)
Me- Do you know the manufacturer or model?
Cust- It's a Nex.....(Customer looks around panic in her eyes!).... Where am I?
Me- Alltel.
Cust- Oh OK
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I get that all the time. Custy's always ask if we have cases and adapters for thier phones, but they never know what kind they have.
I had a customer ask me the other day if we had a car adapter for her phone. I asked which model phone she had. Her reply was, "I don't know. the one Verizon was giving for free". Like I know which one that is. They give away different phones for free all the time. Dumbasses. How do you not know what kind of phone you have?
I had a customer ask me the other day if we had a car adapter for her phone. I asked which model phone she had. Her reply was, "I don't know. the one Verizon was giving for free". Like I know which one that is. They give away different phones for free all the time. Dumbasses. How do you not know what kind of phone you have?
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How do you not know what store you just walked into? Especially When it has a big a sign in front and inside!
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I think i need a bigger sign above the big light up sign that tells them where they are...
It will read "Hey Dumbf@ck, read the sign below... you are entering" *storename below*
It will read "Hey Dumbf@ck, read the sign below... you are entering" *storename below*
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See, the problem isn't with the sign. The problem is all of you are assuming a customer can read to begin with.
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