Question of the day...
Me- ..and then you press the OK button to snap the picture.
Custy- So if I call my niece who lives in Florida, i can take a picture of her while we're on the phone?
Me- 😳 😳 😳
you tell her to do that it might take a picture of the Saturn's 4th ring being eclipsed by jupiter's 2nd moon!!
make sure when she asks where the towers are that you tell her onbly the oompaloompas have that information
Me- What kind of phone do you need it for?
Cust- It's a short skinny thin one (holds up fingers assuming that it would help)
Me- Do you know the manufacturer or model?
Cust- It's a Nex.....(Customer looks around panic in her eyes!).... Where am I?
Cust- Oh OK
I had a customer ask me the other day if we had a car adapter for her phone. I asked which model phone she had. Her reply was, "I don't know. the one Verizon was giving for free". Like I know which one that is. They give away different phones for free all the time. Dumbasses. How do you not know what kind of phone you have?
It will read "Hey Dumbf@ck, read the sign below... you are entering" *storename below*