Shop Talk
This e-mail... (long)
BEN
It's a great day at Qwest! My name is Ben. How can I help you?
CUSTOMER
Yes, mortal, cower before me and serve the almighty Camaxtli!
BEN
Umm...I'm sorry what was that again?
CUSTOMER
Foolish human! Can you not recognize the power and might of an almighty god?!
BEN
...you're a...god?
CUSTOMER
Of course! I am the great Camaxtli! God of War, Fate and Hunting! Inventor of Fire! Creato...
(continues)
Does that make me a Goddess if I have 'priests' as well (considering my neighbors have unsecure access as well.)
That's worse than they guy who called us and said he was ...
"The Lord Jesus Christ!"
Then asked for free service seeing how he was the savior of mankind.
people...
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PESTER ME NOT WITH YOUR STATEMENTS OF LEGALITIES FOOL!!!
🤣 🤣 🤣
I don't care if it happened like that or at all, that was freakin hilarious!
This early in the day, I need a giggle. (Never mind what time it is, I HATE mornings... also it's very hard to sleep sometimes with two large dogs using you as their bed so I'm a touch grumpy this morning... the 80 lb lab slept ON my legs last night.)
and did any one notice he had nothing to complain about and accepted not recieving anything for FREE???
If it's real, but even if it's not it's still funny as hell!!!!
Satan spawn wears a wizard hat and only has D&D inspired sex convos