Shop Talk
‹ all discussions
show all 9 replies
Nice Save!
So a good looking girl came in with her father to upgrade.
"It's my birthday today!"
So we got the phone picked out and ready. The girl's a ditz, but that's ok, because she's hot.
So I was making small talk while processing the sale...
"So how old are you turning today?"
"Seventeen!" (I could have sworn she was 20! At least!)
Then, without thinking, I blurted out:
"Oh, just one more year then!"
Took me half a second before I realized what I had said... and followed it up with:
"Until you can VOTE!"
My co-worker sat in the corner and busted a nut trying to hold in his laughter.
God I love customer service.
...
🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣
Oh my god... I cant breathe....
🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣
...
I need to get laid. 🙄
...
You should see how oblivious she looked.
...
I hope the mall in which you work has a nut store so your coworker can replace the one he lost earlier. If I had been in your shoes, when she said she was 17, I'd be singing either Cradle of Love by Billy Idol or She's Only Seventeen by Winger in my head. 😎
...
did her dad catch what you said?
...
That was the greatest part... I don't think he did 🤣
...
or until you get get lottery tickets!! woo hoo!
i hope her dad was equally oblivious...
...
Yeah i can get you that phone if you let me rape and pillidge your daughter...
Excuse Me?
...
‹ all discussions