Home  ›  Forums  ›

Shop Talk

all discussions

show all 9 replies

Nice Save!

Athanatoi

Apr 19, 2007, 8:02 PM
So a good looking girl came in with her father to upgrade.

"It's my birthday today!"

So we got the phone picked out and ready. The girl's a ditz, but that's ok, because she's hot.

So I was making small talk while processing the sale...

"So how old are you turning today?"

"Seventeen!" (I could have sworn she was 20! At least!)

Then, without thinking, I blurted out:
"Oh, just one more year then!"

Took me half a second before I realized what I had said... and followed it up with:
"Until you can VOTE!"

My co-worker sat in the corner and busted a nut trying to hold in his laughter.

God I love customer service.
...
MrAbstracto

Apr 19, 2007, 8:10 PM
🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣
Oh my god... I cant breathe....
🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣
...
Athanatoi

Apr 19, 2007, 8:19 PM
I need to get laid. 🙄
...
Athanatoi

Apr 19, 2007, 8:20 PM
You should see how oblivious she looked.
...
raycarroll70

Apr 19, 2007, 8:11 PM
I hope the mall in which you work has a nut store so your coworker can replace the one he lost earlier. If I had been in your shoes, when she said she was 17, I'd be singing either Cradle of Love by Billy Idol or She's Only Seventeen by Winger in my head. 😎
...
cyberpsionic

Apr 22, 2007, 5:06 PM
😲
...
attwork

Apr 20, 2007, 11:44 AM
did her dad catch what you said?
...
Athanatoi

Apr 20, 2007, 3:04 PM
That was the greatest part... I don't think he did 🤣
...
jalanjalaning

Apr 20, 2007, 12:06 PM
or until you get get lottery tickets!! woo hoo!

i hope her dad was equally oblivious...
...
M15TER P1NK

Apr 20, 2007, 1:40 PM
Yeah i can get you that phone if you let me rape and pillidge your daughter...

Excuse Me?
...

You must log in to reply.

Please log in to report a message to the moderator.


all discussions

Subscribe to Phone Scoop News with RSS Follow @phonescoop on Threads Follow @phonescoop on Mastodon Phone Scoop on Facebook Follow on Instagram

 

Playwire

All content Copyright 2001-2024 Phone Factor, LLC. All Rights Reserved.
Content on this site may not be copied or republished without formal permission.