Kyocera Sh!tflip, the all new kyocera alltel phone!
Alltel is coming out with a new phone! The kyocera sh!tflip! This phone features a crappy little bar style phone on the front, with keys so small even a munchkin from the Wizard of Oz couldn't dial on, and a small screen similiar to the motorola star tracs of 1999. Once you open the creaking hinge that will break in less than a week garunteed, you will find a complete qwerty keyboard with keys similar in size to the point of a pencil. The inside also features a small screen, similar to the size of a George Bush postage stamp. The phone is great with features such as the same ringtones the Kyocera 2135 had, and a similar camera to the LG 5450. This phone also has features like bluetooth, that works up to 3 inches away. Wow! Aisha is amazed at...
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hahah i had fun writting this one...if you didnt notice I was making fun of the kyocera strobe!
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no unfortunately voice recognition is not avaliable! What do you think this is a razr!?!?!?
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yeah, but it does have the tinny speakerphone feature, that sounds like the person is in a sewer pipe! Is that what you wre talking about!>>!>?!?!?!
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The Strobe isn't designed to be a 'phone' per se, it's designed as a messaging device. I've found that even those with fat finger syndrome can type on the Strobe's QWERTY keyboard with a little practice but as a phone, it's horrible.
If someone wants a phone to do 'phone' things like make and receive phone calls they're better off with the Motorola W315, Nokia 2865i or Motorola E815.
If someone wants a phone to do 'phone' things like make and receive phone calls they're better off with the Motorola W315, Nokia 2865i or Motorola E815.
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