Cingular Sucks
It really is pathetic that people like this have nothing better to do with themselves then whore themselves out to the company they work for.
Cingular sucks. Here's why: Last week I was talking on my Cingular phone while walking my pet Chiuaua/Rotweiler mix, Fluffy. Well, a squirrel crossed my path, and Fluffy took off like a rocket. I dropped my phone, and it fell down into a ravine.
In the meantime, Fluffy dragged me across a pile of cow manure and up a tree to catch the squirrell. My stupid, useless cingular phone was down in the ravine, so of course I couldn't make any calls. I finally managed to reel in fluffy and located my phone, but only after I climbed down the ravine, tearing my pants and getting a bloody nose in the process. It was sitting in a puddle of mucky water at the bottom of the ravine.
Now it happens, on the o...
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