(This was a joke brought to you by ICB Industry; not to be confused with or affiliated with ICB Holdings Group or ICB LLC).
Or course, I hear plenty of stupid things in my Sprint store.
"Evo 4 Gig".
"Touch tone phones" (they mean touch screen when they say that but seem to prefer touch tone).
"Do ya'll have them HT phones?" (They mean HTC, but they like to ignore that pesky third consonant.)
"Why are ya'll getting the i4/i5?" (They can't even seem to name the competition's products properly; my heart aches for the reps in the Verizon/ATT store).