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Re: I have more Chuck Norris jokes!
Aug 22, 2006, 2:35 PM
in the Shop Talk forum

:D ive always loved that one! The helicopter was invented after someone saw chuck norris doing 8 roundhouse kicks a second.

Re: Not A Dating Service!!!
Aug 22, 2006, 2:34 PM
in the Shop Talk forum

just make sure ur talking to a fellow employee kinda loud when a guy hits on you and say like "Yah bill i just hope this rash goes away, and i think my bf gave it to me" :cry:

Tracfone Prayer
Aug 22, 2006, 1:53 PM
in the TracFone forum

Our father, in lord in Tracfone... prepaid be thy name. Thou kingdome come.. double minutes can be fun.. As virgin moble can kiss our @$$ Give us our daily minutes, and forgive our traspasses... as sprint and cingular traspass against us lead us not until temptation and forgive us for sacfricing thou art is the kingdom, the power and the glory forever...tracfone Amen :)

Re: Yes, that's a good plan.
Aug 22, 2006, 1:46 PM
in the Shop Talk forum

I really wouldnt know... cause like there isnt really anything we cannot do... so as much BS transfers I get...most of the time I can do them :?

Re: She's fat isn't she?
Aug 22, 2006, 1:42 PM
in the Shop Talk forum

No fat chicks! :-)... lol jk nothing against big girls, but honestly get some kind of proof like video or audio and then either blackmail her or say i have evidence and u need to leave me alone or its ur ass!!! Also if u write her a letter saying how u feel and to stay away and she doesnt, thats enough to get a restraing order (since you had served her papers...BUT u have to send it via U.S. ...

My last day at a call center
Aug 22, 2006, 1:37 PM
in the Shop Talk forum

I got a much better job at another place as a supervisor.... I'm so happy i dont have to deal with sprint customers ANYMORE!!! ^_^ Wish me luck everyone

Re: And my personal favorite...
Aug 22, 2006, 1:30 PM
in the Shop Talk forum

LMAO niceeee :D one of my favorites: Chuck Norris doesnt ask girls out. He just says "now"

Finally!!!
Aug 21, 2006, 8:06 PM
in the Shop Talk forum

well its quittin time, lol havent been fired....yet :P anyhow see you guys tomorrow, have a good one. "May god have mercy on my customers cause I sure as hell wont" --evil lobster-- lol ty geroge c. patton for the quote! :D

Re: Poll
Aug 21, 2006, 8:03 PM
in the Shop Talk forum

Employee: and how would u like to pay for that? You: with a manamunse blade in your throat. :twisted: (spell check that lol)

Re: Poll
Aug 21, 2006, 8:02 PM
in the Shop Talk forum

:D niceeee

Re: Poll
Aug 21, 2006, 7:59 PM
in the Shop Talk forum

and btw always wanted to say i love ur avator, Sepheiroth owns. Love the song one-winged angel

Re: Poll
Aug 21, 2006, 7:58 PM
in the Shop Talk forum

Ah, i forgot that choice, add that to the list!

Poll
Aug 21, 2006, 7:55 PM
in the Shop Talk forum

Favorite type of mean, ranting customer? (plz pick out of the choices given) 1.) Young, suave, punk teenage kid 2.) semi-adult, know-it-all, tech wiz adult? 3.) adult, mr. million dollar (in reality mom-and-pop store) adult business man/woman 4.) crazy, drunk, druggie, or any combination customer? 5.) Customers who think this is a sprint store (when its cingular, or its not the provider you work for) 6.) Rednecks (no offense to rednecks out there, but you know who you are) 7.) They shy, indecisive, want to know ...

Re: Customers who lie should die
Aug 21, 2006, 7:24 PM
in the Shop Talk forum

oh snap, well yah i mean if u told the truth AND the lady was happy yesterday, she has NO RIGHT to be all upset about it now and want it cheaper... maybe u can use camera/audio proof against her?

Re: Customers who lie should die
Aug 21, 2006, 6:43 PM
in the Shop Talk forum

customers lie to me all the time, when i can PROVE when they were on the internet "oh i never use the internet yet i have a blackberry" or my personal favorite "WHAT DO U MEAN PREMIUM SERVICES? RARRRR WEIREHINEIFE :x " i dont sweat it, cause they still have to pay but yah man i feel u on that one, dont let them get away. seriously, dont. i got ur back, did they have sprint :wink:

Re: This is a new one...
Aug 21, 2006, 6:25 PM
in the Shop Talk forum

chuck norris can win a game of connect four in 3 moves.

Re: This Coworker
Aug 21, 2006, 4:19 PM
in the Shop Talk forum

u seem like a nice person, wish i was there to be a co-worker! and i have two words.... ex-lax. Did it to an arcade employee when i was manager there... all u do is make drinks or bring coffee for everyone and slip it in... and watch the fireworks! :twisted:

Re: Seriously
Aug 21, 2006, 4:13 PM
in the Shop Talk forum

**hugs** it will be ok. Ive seen people hit by moving cars. AND I've seen a guy driving next to me drinking a beer, smoking a cig, and (i swear) had rigged in his pickup a george forman grill, trying to cook /;| it look like one, im sure it was gas powered or somthing but still....

Re: who has it worst
Aug 21, 2006, 2:43 PM
in the Shop Talk forum

I work in a call center and I dont know too much about a store but im going to give things in my humble opinion. Stores have the roughest confrontation because unlike call centers we dont have to see them and they dont knwo where we live (but we know where youuuuu live :twisted: Then again its super stressfull to work in like not good working conditions for a call center. I'll post more in my theory later, my supervisors ...

Re: This post absolutely brightened my day.
Aug 21, 2006, 12:51 PM
in the Shop Talk forum

:D LMAO there was no bomb dropped on heroshima. Chuck norris jumped out of a plane and hit the ground with his fist. Chuck norris let the dogs out.

Re: This post absolutely brightened my day.
Aug 21, 2006, 12:33 PM
in the Shop Talk forum

im glad i made your day^_^ lets keep it going! chuck norris was born in a log cabin he built with his bare hands. chuck norris went to the virgin islands. they are now just the islands

Re: it's crazy...
Aug 19, 2006, 1:12 PM
in the Shop Talk forum

what company do u work for and what department?

Re: Great way to start my weekend.
Aug 19, 2006, 1:11 PM
in the Shop Talk forum

OHHHHHHHHHHH :evil: ive had that happen to me once...but the guy left a half-eaten piece of pizza and his soda on the counter and then spilled it, then just runs out cause he knew i was gonna make him clean it up.

Re: Overtime
Aug 19, 2006, 1:09 PM
in the Shop Talk forum

yah i used to be on salery on my old job and the OT sucked. the OT in a call center isnt that half bad. were so understaffed where i worked its almost to the point of "forced" OT. i know they cannot do that but like if we work at least 5 hours of OT a week for CEU... we get the OT bonus plus another $75 to our paycheck. not too shabby at all.

Overtime
Aug 19, 2006, 12:42 PM
in the Shop Talk forum

Yah...getting some overtime. Need the money but who doesnt? Whats everyone up to on this lazy saturday? Thank god alot of people dont call CEU on the weekends, too busy doing other things. the worst call I get is maybe acouple of plan changes so im just relaxing :wink:

QUITIN TIME!!!
Aug 18, 2006, 8:00 PM
in the Shop Talk forum

thank god, going home to relax, post on the forums and play some world of warcraft, yes im a nerd. *sighs* anyhow have a great weekend everyone! :-)...

Re: This is a new one...
Aug 18, 2006, 7:47 PM
in the Shop Talk forum

really? wow thanks ill check it out and yah...i liked the pun too :D ill research it when i go home in a few, any actors in mind? what do u suggest?

Re: This is a new one...
Aug 18, 2006, 7:38 PM
in the Shop Talk forum

oh wow, why? im guessing maybe his career was 'dead?' :D

Re: This is a new one...
Aug 18, 2006, 7:31 PM
in the Shop Talk forum

LMAO omg thank you for making my night! and www.chucknorrisfacts.com i know u might not reach it but go there sometime, like 12 pages full!!!

Re: This is a new one...
Aug 18, 2006, 7:29 PM
in the Shop Talk forum

did that kid really kill himself? and some more! Chuck norris doesnt teabag ladies, he potato sacks them Chuck norris is a noun AND a verb. When the boogieman goes to sleep at night, he checks his closet for chuck norris

Re: This is a new one...
Aug 18, 2006, 7:24 PM
in the Shop Talk forum

lol sidekicks, thats old school like delta force

This is a new one...
Aug 18, 2006, 7:14 PM
in the Shop Talk forum

had a customer who we were waiting for blackberry tech. support and he asked me if i knew ne good jokes. As i was thinking of a clean one he just randomly said this: The bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends" Now me personally have mixed feelings on Chuck. Yes he is really over-hyped and now in hot topic stores (shrudders) but he is pretty good at martial arts and it takes a man to wear a freakin trenchcoat ...

Re: Okay, How 'bout this one
Aug 18, 2006, 6:28 PM
in the Shop Talk forum

ok then I think i can hook you up with our new blackberry "salad" phone and the "white tooth" accessory with a 10 yr agreement and get u each for $34.99 each and u have to buy me some tacos.

Re: New One!
Aug 18, 2006, 2:47 PM
in the Shop Talk forum

LMAO gotta admire his perstence...thought he was gonna get all mad.

Re: August Giveaway #3: Two Motorola Qs
Aug 18, 2006, 2:23 PM
in the phonescoop.com forum

I hope I dont win!!!

Re: We must survive!!!
Aug 18, 2006, 2:19 PM
in the TracFone forum

oh snap...my bad :oops:

Re: Okay, How 'bout this one
Aug 18, 2006, 1:47 PM
in the Shop Talk forum

ok well can u verify your account password, the tax id, ur 2'nd grade teachers name and the last time u ate mexican food.

Re: Okay, How 'bout this one
Aug 18, 2006, 1:11 PM
in the Shop Talk forum

Services him right... I hate it when customers think they deserve every accessory in the store for free because "their special" dont even get me started on how every customer who has a business account says "we are a big coporate account" and we "shouldnt have to pay anything cause were a business that sells raccoon hats and slinkys!!!

Re: Friday...
Aug 18, 2006, 11:44 AM
in the Shop Talk forum

well 2 lies and 1 truth: 1 lie: i know that wasnt the customers real name cause his name and the name on the account didnt match up. 2 lie: he really didnt sound like him, maybe it was in my head. customer kinda sounded like he was serious but trying to pull a fast one on me 1 truth: lol the whole call was seriously funny. tried not to laugh.

Friday...
Aug 18, 2006, 10:20 AM
in the Shop Talk forum

Thank god, cant stand to help retarted Sprint Customers anymore!!! Yesterday someone calls in and the call went somthing like this... Me: Thank you for calling sprint together with nextel, how can I help you? Customer: Yes (and he sounded like him) my name is gary coleman and BEFORE u say anything, no im not the actor so lay the f*ck off i fu*k*n hate people like you. u think ur sooooo $%#^$ clever! well let me tell YOU somthing u ...

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