User: BMDroid
These are the most recent forum messages posted by BMDroid:
Re: STOP GIVING**** AWAY!
As long as you don't have to talk to Shaniqua and you're ok with random bogus charges on your bill Sprints awesome. Great coverage.
Re: Transfer today with Sprint
shaniqua wont transfer nobody yo
Re: "I don't have a password on my gmail account."
No the biggest problem is when they're just turning it on for the first time and they can't remember their gmail password and somehow expect you to figure it out. I hate that I know this guys pain.
Re: fanboys like you have no idea whats going on
Oh it's incredibly widespread. He thinks only I make this comparison. The typical apple user is a clueless fanboy and makes this comparisson subconsciously. It's a marketing gimmick.
Re: "I don't have a password on my gmail account."
If you're just market place work on an android phone have them make one up they can add the real one later. I assume this is what's going on. If it's just someone that comes in and can't remember their password **** I hate that.
Re: Apple why do people hate you?
Yeah it was just like apple except it had customizable home screens and is a billion times more user friendly, innovative, and funner, since 2008.
Hey ever look at a mac? I think I remember seeing something like that with xerox machines pre 1984. Oh right... thieves.
Re: Apple why do people hate you?
You said it. The rest of us give technical reasons why apple sucks but you totally nailed it on the head.
Re: Jealous?
fleurdemiel said:
but to whine.. THEY'RE SO POPULAR I HATE THEM I HATE THEM I HATE THEM..
headache.
Um, who cares about that? As you can see from my sourced post below they no longer have majority users in terms of the operating system. Informed consumers hate them for numerous assbaggery reasons.
fanboys like you have no idea whats going on
fullracecam said:
Apple has only been in the game for a short wile when it comes to mobile phones but has managed to be on top of the game.
Android has the market share.
http://gigaom.com/apple/iphone-flat -in-u-s-as-android-takes-market-share-lead/
Apple sucks for it's deceptive practices like calling a non 4g phone iphone4 to compete with other phones. You cant take the battery out and have to send it in for repair. You have to void the warranty on it to run software they don't sell you. Oh ...
The "I work for X cell phone company" similar to "I used to work for" guy
C: Yeah I work for motorola and we have all these elite phones that aren't out yet and will never see the light of day. But I'm going to waste your time and look at the same models everyone else has and the internet has and ask you questions about them. Sure we make millions of this same exact model and I have every possible spec on the thing including secret tests done to it. But I will look ...
Re: The "I Used to Work at ________"
I hate these people.
Re: No data
Indians are the cheapest people alive. Asians sometimes get data, they just like to feel they are saving money. Also the family doesn't really need data or expensive phones, however the asian business user most likely. But either way indians = impossible to sell to. You can make everything free and offer your first born and a vacation to hawaii it's still not enough.
Re: So you think your callcenter is bad
MasterofSales said:
Tell me there is a place where a person with exceptional sales ability is valued and gets b paid for it
Real estate? Luxury cars? Outside sales for large companies? you think anyone cares that you handle customer service issues for red necks? A trained chimp can do your job. They can learn several hundred words in sign language. Do you even know sign language? I bet.
Re: Kind of Customers: The BMDroid
I bet you use an iphone.
Re: Kind of Customers: The BMDroid
My pickles bigger.
Re: Kind of Customers: The BMDroid
MadLib said:
I expect better trolling from you. I'll give you half a point for at least trying to make me mad.
I'm a minotaur.
The European
C: Nokia.
M: :s
Re: Kind of Customers: The BMDroid
lol no you're not original I was disappointed at your complete and utter lack of wit I expect more from the internetz
Re: Kind of Customers: The BMDroid
Pfft nonsensical bs I outsell entire districts.
Re: The last minute customers
FU LAST MINUTE CUSTOMER! GO TO HELL! No I don't care if they're buying. But like, if they're not buying, and they're there for anything else whatsoever. FU LAST MINUTE CUSTOMER!!
Re: Kind of Customers: The future shopper
you spelled kewl wrong
Re: Apple why do people hate you?
Apple is the greatest threat mankind has ever faced. Besides forcing reliability on it's own media services for mp3/video content they are shady demonic business snakes. Let me list drawbacks to apple devices and/or services.
a) YOU CANT TAKE THE BATTERY OUT WTF WHO DOES THAT **** YOU HAVE TO SEND YOUR DEVICE OUT FOR REPAIR! TO ANOTHER STATE! MAYBE CHINA! I HAVE NO IDEA WHERE IT GOES BUT I KNOW I WAS AN IDIOT IN 2008 FOR BUYING AN ...
Re: Is it bad when....
What info? They know how much overage is. They know how to check balance and usage. What's the problem? The service provider isn't responsible for anything at this point.
Re: Kind of Customers: The future shopper
place fist here bro
Re: Is it bad when....
DartStuticus said:
a customer wants a USB Internet card but you know they will wrack up overage. You tell them they will wrack up overage, but they want to get it anyway.
Right. You told them. They know what they're doing. What's the problem? Stop thinking you know more than them.
Re: AT&T Tmobile 'merger'
-screwed-
AT&T Tmobile 'merger'
Tmobile employees are screwed.
Re: Kind of Customers: The future shopper
M: blah blah blah this has what you need
C: Yeah but pretty soon phones will be able to project 3d holograms into the air.
M: :s
C: :>
M: When will that be?
M: I read it in popular science it should be reality within the next decade.
M: :s
C: :>
M: So until then you're going to use your samsung t149 flip phone?
C: One day phones will have anal sex with you and also let you teleport around town.
M: :s leave
C: :>
Re: Kind of Customers: The whore mother
C: What's with this 200$ bill?!?!?! WTF?!?!?
M: It seems your daughter has been downloading games, ringtones, and using the internet which isn't on the plan. We can add the internet and backdate it, but can't help the other charges.
C: WTF? My daughter would never ever do that!
M: No srsly here's a list of IP addresses and here are the services downloaded.
C: What? This is way too complicated!@ My perfect little angel wouldn;'t do that. She's only 18! And ...
Re: experience?
Why did you respond to a seven year old post? Srsly? Your one year customer care experience is that important? Ok shaniqua.
Re: Kind of Customers: 500 dollar phone for free customer 2
M: Yes that's right the full price you see is 500$ but with a contract it will only be $100.
C: But I don't want no contract.
M: Sir, even with the early temination fee, coupled with the new price of the phone, it will still be several hundred dollars less than the price to buy it at full cost outright.
C: Pish posh I matter.
M: Srsly, you don't.
C: :s
M: :>
Re: Kind of Customers: 500 dollar phone for free customer
M: Yes your phone isn't turning on but since you have insurance we can certainly replace it with no deductable. It will only take a few days to ship to your house and we have loaner phones in the mean time so you stay connected.
C: But I don't want to use my insurance! I don't want to waste my time! I want this 500$ free right now. You have more in teh back, I know cause I just got ...
Re: Kind of Customers: The lawsuit customer
M: Sir you've been here every single day bitching left and right and threatening law suits. Sum up your problem in one statement so that we may resolve it.
C: It never works.
(keep in mind this asshole cant use his phone and its working fine right infront of me)
M: Well sir that's why we give you a grace period to try the phones. Since you didn't take them back the contract started. you can save yourself thousands of dollars if ...
Re: Kind of Customers: The walks in with 1000 papers customer
M: hi you guys interested in new phones or you don't use us yet?
C: Actually we want to price match with X company. As you can see here we have a billion papers printed out from them. We also have special deals and packages they don't offer in store. And discounts that are only available online. And phone deals that are also over the phone. But we felt like we'd come here and price match anyway.
M: -asks a series ...
yeah
this is why I don't let them talk to you.
Re: Kind of Customers: the CEO
M: blah blah blah does this and that
CEO: I own my own company. I have hundreds of cell phones, no thousands. But I'm here to buy one for myself, even though the one I'm holding is a 10 dolar clamshell from 2006. Feel my superiority. Revel in it. I do not care what you have to offer but I will drive through rush hour and pretend I'm a big shot anyway. Feel my superiority. Revel in it.
M: ...
:s
CEO: Hahahaha ...
Re: Working for ATT corporate vs Sprint corporate
black red and white are the colors of the national socialist party... you know nazis? guess that one went over your head...
Re: correction
chuck norris doesnt get pay checks, he beats you up and takes yours
Re: Kind of Customers: patel
Me: phones free, service is cheapest around, its what you came in wanting, but cheaper than you expected. I even printed out the prices of the competitors. Everythings free. Yes you get credits too. Yes activation is free.
Patel: No that's still not good enough.
Me: Ok what if I throw in a free cruise to hawaii?
Patel: No that's still too much.
Me: Ok I'll cut out a kidney and give you my left arm. Also I will follow you around ...
Re: Kind of Customers: 50 cent
Yo yo yo how much fo dis? Naw hell naw I wants me da prepaid. Whatyall do now bitches??
And yes the pants around his ankles do cost more than the phones...
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