User: HotPocket
These are the most recent forum messages posted by HotPocket:
Re: Cricket Benefits?
:roll:
Yeah. I've checked. They have general crap speak but no details.
The following is a general list of Cricket's benefits for employees:
•Medical, Dental, and Vision
•Domestic Partner Coverage
•Life Insurance
•Dependent Life
•Disability
â€à ‚¢Vacation, Sick Time
•Holiday Pay
•Jury Duty Pay
•Travel Accident Insurance
•401K
†¢Employee Assistance Program
•Tuition Assistance
•Flexible Spending Accounts
•Adopting Assistance
•Fitness Reimbursement
•Group Auto & Home Insurance Discount
Yeah. Not very descriptive nor very helpful.
Cricket Benefits?
Does anyone have any info on Cricket (Leap) Wireless benefits/perks?
Free/Discounted Phones/Service?
Med/Life/Dental Insurance?
How soon do you get Paid Time Off/Vacation Time?
Any info would be great. Thanks.
Here ya go!
Hope it helps! :D
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Model TXBAT10186
Dirty Butt/Boob Money
Whenever someone hands me a bill out from their butt pocket that is SOAKED with sweat. Or rifle through teir size 48 H bra to pull out some twenties.
Procedure to handle Nipple and/or Butt Grease money
1)Freak out.
2)Spray with Lysol or 20% Bleach solution.
3)Wash hands with scalding hot water.
4)Pray that the bacteria dies off.
Re: Bluetooths
"I hate when you're behind the counter helping a customer and all of a sudden another customer comes up right next to them puts their stuff on the counter as if I'm going to help them immediately and completely ignore who I'm helping."
Good ooone. I hate it. Even the customer I'm helping looks over like wtf? Ugh. I'm praying for the day that someone looks over and says. Uh uh. Excuse me? You need to back up before I ...
The one I hate is when
I mark 100's and 50's with a currency marker, and they spout this gem:
Custy- "Oh, they're good...I just made them this morning :lol: "
HotPocket - /;|
Custy - :D
Hotpocket - /;|
Custy - :oops:
Re: what are you supposed to do if...
Well, us Mexicans would take our 3 ft statue of the Virgin Mary with us to work. And then go to a Curandera to cure us of the evil eye. 8O
Re: ATTENTION CUSTIES WHO READ HERE...
Woot. :x
Re: ATTENTION CUSTIES WHO READ HERE...
I am adding number ten.
10.Do NOT give me the wet money you just fished out of your ass pocket! :evil:
Best post ever!
How smart is this guy^^^^^^
She says "I just got fired" :(
He says "Are you hot?" :o
What a douche...
Re: Anger
I have this one mentally handicapped customer who comes in every other day with a problem with his phone or it was stolen for the umpteenth time. It always ends with him spitting all over my counter and me almost having to call the police. Not fun.
Re: chat with VZW
OMG! That was friggin hilarious! If I was Marques I would have been snickering in my cubicle. But I probably would've believed you were being serious. I get people like that in here all the time. :x
Re: We're off to a good start...
:lol:
At least he was able to find the "on" button.
Re: Customers Make Mornings Wonderful!
Whuuuut! You were being sarcastic?! I didn't notice! :P
Re: We're off to a good start...
Nice! Wait till they come in asking if you sell bluberries!
Customers Make Mornings Wonderful!
This morning I was activating a customer's account.
Hot:Would you like to sign up for automatic payments per month w/ a credit/debit card? :)
Lady:Yeah.
Hot:May I please see the card you will be using for automatic drafts? :)
Lady: 8O I need the card now?
Hot:Yes ma'am. To take down the info. :)
Lady:I don't need it. Why do you need the card info? My daughters always pay online and they never have to enter credit card information. :o ...
Re: KIDS
deek move? I no get it. :P
Re: KIDS
And I'm not a monster either.
"No sweetie or the lady is gonna get you..."
or give you pow pow...
or kill you..."
Grab your kid and hold him rather than using sales reps as scare tactics. The next time I hear that I'm gonna roll my eyes up in my sockets and start foaming at the mouth. Reeeally give the :twisted: little brat something to be afraid of.
Re: Favorite Free ringtone/wallpaper websites?
mbuzzy.net
It has free content. You can also upload a song from your pc to customize and snip out the bit you want, allowing you to adjust the length.
The only thing is that you have to then use your phone to log in and download your ringtone.
Re: Im Going CRAZY!!!
Don't eff with clowns. They'll cap you.
The Best Idea
that I've heard all day. I would take a phone book straight to his face though. It is more fun than you'll ever know. :D
Psoraisis!
This bald guy was doing that the entire time I was activating him. It was flaking off his head, arms, stomach. He wouldn't stop scratching and it was falling all over my counter and paperwork. I was SOOO disgusted. I don't mind the skin condition but muthaf*cka moisturize that sh*t!
Re: DON'T U JUST LOVE IT
I hate when I activate their damn phone and they ask to "see" it and while you're still explaining things and talking they dial someone and are all like "Hey girl, this is my new number! Nuthin. What choo doin?" This pisses me off! :evil:
Re: does anyone have....
No worries. I'm no grammar nazi. As long as what you're writing is legible it'sall good. :) But I'm from South Texas so it's been sooo hot. Perfect day for the beach. I love that I live 20 minutes from South Padre Island.
Re: does anyone have....
WOW! Where you from dude? This weekend it has been 95 degrees outside. I've been so effin sweaty, no joke. :?
Re: does anyone have....
Want to know what a rep did when we launched south Texas? He asked the Tecate beer girls to stand outside in mini skirts and camis holding company signs. It worked! :)
Re: How I got fired
Wow must be slow. What company do you work for?
