User: Darkwingduk
These are the most recent forum messages posted by Darkwingduk:
I guy had a picture of his own Sh*t as his background...
wtf? that was kinda nasty.
Exactly
yeah...
I dont usually hang in Shop Talk because I get reported to the moderator... but question.
Anyone know anything about phones that emit less radiation than others? I had I guy that came in with tin foil on his head asking which phone produces the least radiation... I laughed at him and told him to leave but I now am wondering if there is a brand that makes phones with reduced amounts of super-hero making radioactive producing cellular phones.
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Dude this is the Shop Talk Forum...
These men came into my shop thats why I wrote this in the Shop Talk forum so youre wrong Jrockemsockem. If you feel so strongly that this is inappropriate for the shop talk forum please report it to the moderator. Only dorks try to mediate where forums should be posted. No one told you to read it.
Mail order brides...
I get a lot of rich old men in my store that come in with super non-english speaking beautiful women... I have a feeling they are mail order brides... So I went online and ordered one. It (the bride) should be here in a week. I had her sent directly to my store, how exciting!!! Her name is Helga and shes from Russia. Has anyone else ordered a bride through the mail that can give me advice? Where do ...
Does anyone else have an "Open door" policy?
I dont get it but our policy is to leave the door open for customers that walk by hoping it brings more business... Because Im sure customers think "Hey look an open door, I think I will see whats going on in that store. I suddenly feel like purchasing a phone now that I have seen an open door." Im hot as hell and we are probably losing a ton of money because the air conditioning is on. Plus, ...
Did he happen to have a really long beard???
I may know this person.
Re: I got into big trouble with my boss. Was he right?
Yeah he was right. I would have fired you for sure... If I were to purchase a phone from you and you did this I would promptly return it. You are not going to recruit a Christian army via text message... I cant believe you seriously did that. Keep your personal views to yourself. I am not trying to argue whether or not God is real or not, but there is no need to spread your opinion while you ...
Re: W760 issue
Yeah it can easily be avoided... dont purchase the phone... I havent heard of this problem before. That phone takes amazing pictures tho.
Re: Really, sir?
OMG! You spelled conspiracy wrong!!! you left out the 'p'... wow... I knew you were human.
Re: Revised 2nd line of the stanza
You aint got nothing on my poetry chump.
Re: Forum Police
Dude chill out... you dont have to read my posts nerd.
Re: Forum Police
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Complete chaos! Burn Phonescoop BURN!!!
Re: Jews...
I think my post provided valuable information that can be used on a day to day basis... I think you should read it again but next time very slowly... Think about it.
Jews...
are quite Jewish.
So I was driving..
my BMW 3 series the other day that I have paired with my new HTC Fuze and it just stopped working... I have a million dollar house and I paid 400 dollars for this phone, why isnt it working???... Im rich and demand service blah blah blah...
Re: why do customers steal FAKE phones?!?!?!
Yeah seriously, I have a huge problem with that at my location. Tons of little bad ass kids hanging around find it fun to run by and snatch our non-working models... then we dont have any... and thats not cool. Even kids in high school that know they dont work... what has the world come to? I usually have to chase them off with a broom...
Poetry for MILFS
Open the store
Then take a dump
I wait for a sale
So excited I jump
A women comes in
She wants a Bold
Its for her daughter
Shes 12 years old
Its 300 hundred bucks
After the rebate
Data plan purchase
Yeah this deals great
It can be insured
Of course I suggest it
"No thanks" she says
I choke on my own spit
Shes not wearing a bra
Shes kinda hot
I make pretty good money
If this phone breaks or not
I ring her out
As I stare at her chest
I discount a charger
She says Im the ...
Retarted Customers
How about people that say they dont know their own phone number and ask if I can pull up the account with their last name. If you dont know your own phone number get rid of your phone. I had a customer this morning that said "With all the technology in the world you are telling me you cant pull up the account using my last name?" I says back "Mam, I did not create the system. With all ...
Re: Does anyone here slam?
I wish I could do that cause Id be making some money but I have a problem selling unlimited text packages to 92 year old women that cant figure out how to turn the phone on haha. Your coworker is a grade-ASS salesman. His/her checks are bigger then mine though so more power to 'em.
Re: Can I use your computers to order phones from online?
That is halarious! I hate when they come in to look at the phones and ask us every question on the phone and then say "well thanks for the info. Im actually ordering the phone online."
Re: Does this irritate anyone else
Yeah that pisses me off too!
Re: Stereotype Customers?
LOL
I know this sounds bad but since we are laying it out there...
Mexicans, African Americans and rednecks always come in to upgrade their phones but can't because they have a past due balance. Thats mean to say but I see it a lot and Im not leaving the white folks out.
Re: Gotta love old people
i love 'em...
copied one old ladys numbers today and she came back an hour later with an eclair and two delicious cookies for me... go old people!
It's crazy...
...when you have a customer that flips out on you then comes back to your store and is super nice.
For example, this old lady comes in and tries to exchange her phone for the third time. The return policy clearly states that you are only allowed one exchange. She said the ringer was "tingy". LOL wtf does that mean? We did her a favor by exchanging it the second time, not to mention she was also past the 30 ...
Today is slow so heres a poem.
My Poem.
I sit here and wait for you
To come in and purchase an LG VU.
For hours on end
And days at a time,
I watch you walk by
While Im writing this rhyme.
My accessories stocked,
My floor so clean,
A fat lady came in
She was really mean.
I paid her bill,
and fixed her Blackberry
Her breath was smelly,
Her arms were hairy.
Sometimes I think
I hate this place.
There are some customers
I should hit in the face.
But Ill be alright
Ill be just fine,
Come get your phone
Maybe the LG Shine?
Water Damage
Ive been at work for an 1 and 30 minutes. Just had the second customer come in with water damage to their phone and try and tell me they never got it wet. It voids the warranty don't get pissed off at me because you sweat thru your pants. The red sticker indicates you are a fu#kin liar. Go away. Thats what insurance is for which I explain to everyone so eat sh!t.
Re: Side kick
I am a sales rep as well for ATT and a current t-mobile customer (dont tell anyone). As far as the sidekick goes its still as popular as ever. Kids love this phone and its easy to see why. Its perfect for texting and not geared so much towards internet and email like smartphones and PDAs. Plus, 20 bucks for unlimited internet and texting is an unmatched price and a great deal. For anyone who calls it garbage is ...
I hate customers who...
Come back to the store 3 or 4 times in a week and ask the same dadgum questions about pricing... pay the **** and get out, u got a 30 day return policy you cheap asses.
Re: This IS Why Phonescoops Review IS Biased And Unfair
man that instinct sucks
Re: AT&T in jacksonville Fl on Monument Rd, thank you!!!
Actually already did but thanks! Just was so pleased felt the need to write even more about it!
Re: sk myspace mobile
true it does have an awesome price but that junk is sooooooo slow!
AT&T in jacksonville Fl on Monument Rd, thank you!!!
I just wanted to thank the two gentlemen at the AT&T store on Monument Rd in Jacksonville Fl!!! They were so friendly and very professional! I was going to cancel my contract with AT&T but after the experience I had with them yesterday I will remain a life long customer as long as they work there! I have been through so much with billing issues that Corporate locations have put me through and they as an Authorized Retailer took ...
