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...or a phone for people who have jobs where they aren't allowed to have camera phones or those with memory card slots or ... etc. I'm in the Army and work in a place that requires you to have a TS/SCI (Top Secret, Special Compartmentalized Information) clearance. You can bring in a BASIC cell phone, but if you bring in one that has an integrated camera or BT or one with a memory slot, say bye-bye to your phone and hello to a security investigation and formal reprimand. Do you know how hard it is to find a decent phone without a half-@$$ed camera and marginally decent MP3 player embedded in it? Almost impossible.