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Coke v. Coke zero

Don.Mike

Jan 20, 2006, 4:24 PM
coke sucks monkey testicles.
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longsleeves

Jan 20, 2006, 4:25 PM
Yeah, but thats the main ingredient of Zero!
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Don.Mike

Jan 20, 2006, 4:26 PM
yes, but it is calorie free. and we all know calories are the main ingredient of monkey testicles.
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longsleeves

Jan 20, 2006, 4:28 PM
But any monkey testicles in Coke are organically grown so they are good for you! Zero is laden with chemically induced monkey testicles!
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Don.Mike

Jan 20, 2006, 4:31 PM
nonsense! it has the same amount of carbonation and caffeine as regular coke. therefore your monkey testicle argument is null and void!
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longsleeves

Jan 20, 2006, 4:32 PM
Please! the after taste of Zero alone proves that chemically induced monkey testicles are in there, that and the hairs.
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Don.Mike

Jan 20, 2006, 4:40 PM
the hairs are from a shaved cat, which we know to be a holy animal in egyptian culture. the hairs are the blessings of the egyptian gods!
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BennyBoy940

Jul 30, 2006, 9:38 PM
how do u no!
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Don.Mike

Jan 20, 2006, 4:30 PM
It is a sugar-free variation of Coca-Cola Classic, sweetened with a blend of aspartame and acesulfame potassium (acesulfame K to the cool people). Acesulfame K is 100-200 times sweeter than sucrose (table sugar)or about 1/2 as sweet as saccarin. so i get the sweets without as strong a bitter aftertaste. coke zero is better.
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Don.Mike

Jan 20, 2006, 4:33 PM
Coke Zero is being aimed at young adult males, who don't traditionally drink "diet" sodas, but, at the same time, are increasingly health-conscious. so it's a great alternative to unhealty fat cow making coke and cooler than diet.
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longsleeves

Jan 20, 2006, 4:40 PM
Ah I see I might have to concede this fight as I am being told we must go to a meeting, It seems our site director has just been fired for inapporiate sexual exploits. I look forward to out next bout but for now I must bid adieu.
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Drunk

Oct 14, 2009, 2:52 PM
I know this took place over three years ago but what happened? I'd like to know if you were telling the truth because I think it's crazy about what you said and wish I was in on the action three years ago. I love this forum.
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Don.Mike

Jan 20, 2006, 4:42 PM
waiting on judges decision.
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everman

Jan 20, 2006, 4:46 PM
TKO in favor of The Don
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everman

Aug 14, 2006, 6:18 AM
Thy momma
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everman

Aug 14, 2006, 6:28 AM
again
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Drunk

Oct 14, 2009, 2:49 PM
Oh My Freaking Word that is funny shiz. I love this forum because no one cares and its funny sometimes like just now. Thank you.
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