Sony Ericsson

if you love someone...
Message:
PESSIMIST:
if you love someone, Set him free.
If he ever comes back, he's yours.
If he doesn't, as expected, he never was.
Whatever gave you the idea that he would anyway?
OPTIMIST:
If you love someone, Set him free.
Don't worry, he'll come back.
SUSPICIOUS:
If you love someone, Set him free.
If he ever comes back, ask him why.
IMPATIENT:
If you love someone, Set him free.
If he doesn't come back within a week
forget it.
PATIENT:
If you love someone, Set him free.
If he doesn't come back put your life on
hold and sit and wait.
PLAYFUL:
If you love someone, Set him free.
If he comes back, and if you love him still,
set him free again *repeat*
THE HUMAN ECOLOGIST:
If you love someone, Set him free.
In fact, all living creatures deserve to be free!!
LAWYERS:
If you love someone, Set him free.
Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a - 1 in the second amendment of the Matrimonial
Freedom Act clearly states that...
BILL GATES:
If you love someone, Set him free.
If he comes back, I think we can charge him for re-installation fees and
tell him that he's also going to get an upgrade.
BIOLOGIST:
if you love someone, Set him free.
he'll evolve.
STATISTICIAN:
If you love someone, Set him free.
If he loves you, the probability of his coming back is high.
If he doesn't, your relation was improbable anyway.
SCHWARZENEGGER'S FANS:
If you love someone, Set him free.
HE'LL BE BACK!
OVER POSSESIVE PERSON:
If you love someone, don't set him free.
THE FBI AGENT:
If you love someone, set him free.
Then put bug on his phone and surveillance cameras in his house.
THE PATHETIC:
If you love someone, set him free.
Who wants to be stuck with a loser like you anyway?
THE LAWYER (Part 2)
If you love someone, set him free.
Then sue him for emotional distress.
THE PSYCHO:
if you love someone, set him free.
If he doesn't come back shoot him.
THE CREEPY SOCIOPATH:
If you love someone, stalk him.
THE GEEKY PROGRAMMER:
IF you love someone
THEN set him free
END
IF DO UNTIL he comes back
wait
END DO.