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unscarred

Aug 28, 2008, 6:06 PM
if you love someone...
Message:
PESSIMIST:
if you love someone, Set him free.
If he ever comes back, he's yours.
If he doesn't, as expected, he never was.
Whatever gave you the idea that he would anyway?
OPTIMIST:
If you love someone, Set him free.
Don't worry, he'll come back.
SUSPICIOUS:
If you love someone, Set him free.
If he ever comes back, ask him why.
IMPATIENT:
If you love someone, Set him free.
If he doesn't come back within a week
forget it.
PATIENT:
If you love someone, Set him free.
If he doesn't come back put your life on
hold and sit and wait.
PLAYFUL:
If you love someone, Set him free.
If he comes back, and if you love him still,
set him free again *repeat*
THE HUMAN ECOLOGIST:
If you love someone, ...
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unscarred

Aug 28, 2008, 6:54 PM
Female Rejection Lines

10. I think of you as a brother. Translation: You remind me of that inbred banjo-playing geek in 'Deliverance.'

9.There's a slight difference in our ages. Translation: I don't want to do my dad.

8.I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way. Translation: You are the ugliest dork I've ever laid eyes on.

7. My life is too complicated right now. Translation: I don't want you spending the whole night or else you may hear phone calls from all the other guys I'm seeing.

6. I've got a boyfriend. Translation: I prefer my male cat and a half gallon of Ben and Jerry's.

5. I don't date men where I work. Translation: I wouldn't date you if you were in the same solar system, much less the same building.

4. It's not ...
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unscarred

Aug 29, 2008, 8:36 PM
1. Minamalat na naman ang puso ko...
++ Paano kasi, laging sinisigaw ang pangalan mo.

2. Ikaw ba may-ari ng Crayola?
++ Ikaw kasi nagbibigay ng kulay sa buhay ko.

3. Uy papicture tayo!
++ Para ma-develop tayo!

4. Kung ikaw ay bola at ako ang player, mashushoot ba kita?
++ Hindi, para lagi kita mamimiss.

5. Can i take your picture?
++ Coz i want to show Santa exactly what i want for Christmas!

6. Exam ka ba?
++ Gustong gusto na kasi kitang i-take home eh!

7. Lecture mo ba ako?
++ Lab kasi kita.

8. Centrum ka ba?
++ Kasi you make my life complete!

9. Miss pwede ba kita maging driver?
++ Para ikaw na magpapatakbo ng buhay ko.

10. Mahilig ka ba sa asukal?
++ Ang tamis kasi ng mga ngiti mo.

11. Pinaglihi ka...
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unscarred

Aug 29, 2008, 8:45 PM
That's not right...
Sum Ting Wong

Are you harboring a fugitive?...
Hu Yu Hai Ding?

See me ASAP...
Kum Hia Nao

Stupid Man...
Dum Gai

Small Horse...
Tai Ni Po Ni

Did you go to the beach?...
Wai Yu So Tan?

I bumped into a coffee table...
Ai Bang Mai Ni

I think you need a face lift...
Chin Tu Fat

It's very dark in here...
Wai So Dim?

I thought you were on a diet...
Wai Yu Mun Ching?

This is a tow away zone...
No Pah King

Our meeting is scheduled for next week...
Wai Yu Kum Nao?

Staying out of sight...
Lei Ying Lo

He's cleaning his automobile...
Wa Shing Ka

Your body odor is offensive...
Yu Stin Ki Pu
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