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unscarred

Aug 23, 2008, 2:35 PM
i currently own a sony ericsson k800 and P990 so far im not that contented with my PDA unit (p990) im planning to get a sony ericsson p1i will i be satisfied with that unit? i always use the features and wifi notes, calculator, bluetooth. etc not using network internet Surprised
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lara_beb

Aug 23, 2008, 6:26 PM
you'll never be satisfied with phones, because you keep asking for more..oink oink Laughing
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unscarred

Aug 23, 2008, 7:13 PM
hey! im not fat! im fit! Drooling
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lara_beb

Aug 23, 2008, 7:33 PM
you wish porky!! Very Happy
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unscarred

Aug 23, 2008, 7:49 PM
i may be fat i can diet and you!??? Laughing
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lara_beb

Aug 23, 2008, 7:55 PM
i dont need to take circulan hahaha, because i still have eight years porky!
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unscarred

Aug 23, 2008, 7:56 PM
grrrrr!!!! hahahaha Embarassed
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unscarred

Aug 23, 2008, 7:57 PM
Very Happy
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lara_beb

Aug 23, 2008, 8:00 PM
iron man? Rolling Eyes
old porky! Laughing
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lara_beb

Aug 23, 2008, 8:07 PM
To lose body fat you must eat fewer calories than your body burns off, so EAT LESS -- but you must NOT starve yourself, otherwise you will lose more muscle than fat!
Start eating 5-6 meals per day (space them out to about one every 3 hours). You are eating more often, but not necessarily more.
Increase your protein intake. Without protein your body cannot build new muscle. Protein also helps to increase your metabolism - which burns calories.
Increase you water intake. A good formula for this is to multiply your bodyweight by .66 to get the required number of ounces per day.

Laughing Very Happy
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unscarred

Aug 23, 2008, 8:03 PM
MISIS: MARE,LOLOKOHIN KO MISTER KO,KUNWARI MAGPAPANGGAP AKONG PROSTI SA KANTO,PARA MALAMAN KO KUNG NAGLOLOKO TALAGA.

KUMARE: SIGE MAKE-UPAN KITA MARE....

MINAKE-UPAN NA C MISIS, SUPER KAPAL,SUOT NG SEKSING DAMIT SAKA NAGPUNTA SA KANTO, SAKA PUMOSE DOON, EKSAKTO DUMAAN NA KOTSE NI MISTER...

MISIS: POGI DAAN MUNA?

MISTER SUMAGOT; AYOKO NGA KAMUKHA MO MISIS KO.

HEHEHEHHEHEHE,JOKE,JOKE,JOKE
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unscarred

Aug 23, 2008, 8:10 PM
3 nuns and a priest live together in a church....

1st nun said:Mothers you'll not believe what I saw under our priest's bed last night!
2 other nuns said:What is it? What is it?
1st nun saidRazzorn!
2 other nuns said:What did you do to it?
other nun said:I burned it all.
2 other nuns said:Good decision sister!Good!

the next day the 2nd nun is cleaning father's room and saw something...

the 2nd nun said:Sisters you will not believe what I saw at father's room last night!
2 other nuns said:What is it? What is it?
2nd nun saidRazzlayboy magazines!
other nuns said:What did you do to it?
2nd nun said:I threw it away.
other nuns said:Good decision sister!Good!

the next day the 3rd nun was assigned to clean father's room but she s...
(continues)
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unscarred

Aug 23, 2008, 8:12 PM
buwan ng nakakapag salita na ang mga baby

5 months: Mama
7 months: Papa
8 months: Dede
10 months: Yaya
1 yr: marunong ng mag sumbong

Mama, Papa dede yaya
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unscarred

Aug 23, 2008, 8:15 PM
Ina: dba sabi ko sau pag hinipuan ka ng boyfriend mo sa dede say "dont" pag sa pepe say "stop" bat ka nabuntis?
Anak: sabay mo hinipu ehh.. kaya po sabi ko " dont stop" Twisted Evil
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lara_beb

Aug 23, 2008, 8:19 PM
Dasal naman ng mga babae:
Sa edad na 20 - "Lord, I want the best man."
Sa edad na 25 - "Lord, I want a good man."
Sa edad na 30 - "Lord, I want any man."
Sa edad na 40 - "Lord, please naman..." Laughing
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thejuror

Aug 25, 2008, 3:50 PM
where you from?
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unscarred

Aug 23, 2008, 8:24 PM
Horse and Chicken where good friends. One day the horse fell into a hole. The chicken called a farmer who used his BMW car to lift the horse. Then one day the chicken fell into a hole. The horse lowered his dick and pulled the chicken out.

Moral of the story: If you have a big dick, you don't need a BMW to pick up the chicks!
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unscarred

Aug 23, 2008, 8:28 PM
An lady consulted her doctor about her s3xlife.
Lady: Doc, my husband's bored of our s3xlife. How can I make him excited about us again?
Doc: Here, use this pill, it's a viagra. Open the pill and pour it to his coffee and he'll be excited like a rapist.
The next day, the lady came back.
Lady: Doc, it's effective, yet backfired.
Doc: Why? Didn't the pill worked?
Lady: It worked alright. I did what you said, poured it to his coffee. He got excited in seconds and sweeped away everything on the table and did me.
Doc: So, what's the backfire?
Lady: I will never go to Starbucks anymore Laughing
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