THE I-VOYAGE LIVE CHAT
A Verizon Wireless online pre-sales specialist has joined the chat. You are now chatting with Justin
Justin: Hello. Thank you for visiting our chat service. May I help you with your order today?
You: yo wts craccin cuz? i was just on here and dude was bein real rude i just had a couple questions my brotha
Justin: I'd be happy to help you with that.
Justin: Are you an existing Verizon Wireless customer?
You: my i-phone is on the friggity friggity fritz. can i trade that in for the i-voyage?
Justin: I'm sorry but we don't carry the iPhone.
You: thats okay my brotha its not your fault.
Justin: How else can I assist you today?
You: it says here in the description that the i-voyage is a sublime phone
Justin: Do you mean the Voyager?
Justin: It is not an iPhone, it has no affiliation with Apple.
You: i like that . that dude sing about his dalmation an all that . that song is off the chain.
Justin: Yes it is, truly great song.
Justin: So do you currently have a phone with us on our network?
You: hes like i got a dalmation i can still get high. i can feel it.
Justin: Yes, I hear ya.
You: so does that dude have this phone?
You: id get it . if its good enough for dude it's good enough for philletto, ya dig?
Justin: Of course he has it, and its a fantastic phone.
You: what all it do? is that the phone you can drop in the water when you puttin out fires?
You: cuz dude be blazin it up with his dalmation an gettin all nonsensical, ya feel me?
You: he spillin his ashtray an his bong, spillin blunt wraps, just gettin super silly
Justin: Well, you can't drop it in water.
Justin: It isn't water proof.
You: ahhh sniggity snap.
You: well homeboy got one and submerged it in the bathtub.
You: he had bubble bath an everything in that beah
You: an it still work yo!
Justin: The Voyager is definitely tight, it has Mobile TV capabilities for when the good stuff is coming on TV and you ain't there to watch it, it has a full qwerty keyboard so you can send those messages superfast, plus it has a touch screen, it is one rad phone.
You: he had like bubble beads or some ish from he an his old ladies honeymoon. they was gettin str8 freaky
Justin: That sounds like some crazy stuff.
You: an the phone slipped off the side an into the tub.
You: yeah they was like in the middle of you know what like all kinda ish. she used to be a gymnast ya dig?
You: so can i make videos on this thing or what?
Justin: Of course you can, it has a high quality camcorder capabilities.
You: cuz for real homeboy was like damn philletto you should be recording this.
You: ahhh thats tiggity tiiight man.
Justin: Of course it is. Are you looking to order one tonight online?
You: does it got slow motion capabillies?
Justin: You can watch the videos in slow-mo.
You: cuz then we can capture the in and the out, ya feel me?
You: nice my man.
Justin: I know what you're saying, you can do that totally.
You: well homeboy is waitin for the truck to come in
Justin: That's cool, so do you need to wait to order?
You: yeah well he got the keys to the truck an he keep a couple phones for himself usually so i get em on the low.
Justin: I get what you're getting at, its all good.
Justin: How else can I assist you tonight?
You: thats about it homeboy. i got a blunt and some henny waitin for me in the whip so i gots to jet.
Justin: I got ya, have fun my friend.
Justin: And have a wonderful night.
Your chat session has been ended by your Verizon Wireless online agent.
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