You need to speak the language of the Androids to them. Repeat as follows: beep beep boop dee bee bee boop
This will get their attention, the rough translation is "your mom was a nasty old washing machine that had no friends and when cloths went into that machine they came out more filthy when they went in, we might be able to find your mom in a junk yard but who would want that old rusty bag"
Your Android will be most upset by this so be sure to repeat the following as fast as you can: beep beep beep beep boop whistle beep dee dee beep
Now you have programed your Android to do exactly everything you say without question. It's sort of like jailbreaking an ipod but this is much cooler.
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