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The secrets of Android!

Drunk

Aug 19, 2009, 7:09 PM
As you all know, Androids are cool and they are a little hard to understand. So this is a tutorial to training and taming your Android. I got an Android that looks a lot like C3PO off of Star Wars.

You need to speak the language of the Androids to them. Repeat as follows: beep beep boop dee bee bee boop

This will get their attention, the rough translation is "your mom was a nasty old washing machine that had no friends and when cloths went into that machine they came out more filthy when they went in, we might be able to find your mom in a junk yard but who would want that old rusty bag"

Your Android will be most upset by this so be sure to repeat the following as fast as you can: beep beep beep beep boop whistle beep dee dee beep
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Crapbag

Aug 19, 2009, 8:37 PM
Nice! I'll give it a try!
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Crapbag

Aug 19, 2009, 8:38 PM
It looks angry.
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Crapbag

Aug 19, 2009, 8:38 PM
How do I turn it off!?!?!?!
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Crapbag

Aug 19, 2009, 8:38 PM
Crying or Very sad It crushed my mom into a filthy bag.
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Crapbag

Aug 19, 2009, 8:39 PM
I think it's insisting I give it a hand job. Paranoid
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iljaaf21

Jun 30, 2010, 9:52 AM
This just made my day. Laughing
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