Sup yo? Howzit feel to get ripped off by apple every time you purchase/use their goods and services? Bahahaha! Apple is so overrated you suckas! Say "I am an apple" with your tongue sticking out. That's what you are if you buy apple products.
Lol just read phonetically. I used like ONE made up word, howzit, which sounds just like "hows it". Not hard to understand at all. Obviously I should have wrote "how does it" but this isn't english class or something. This is the internet. Are you new?