Canada

newfette said:
then how did we invent

walkie talkie radio's
zippers
wonder bra
goalie mask
pablum
blackberry
caulking gun
5 pin bowling
goalie mask
fog horn
instant mashed potatoes
insulin
instant replay
light bulbs
Plexiglas
pace makers
paint rollers
telephones


just to name a few...

good luck living your life without many of these Beautiful Canadian inventions!

Walkie Talkie radios: Voo doo I say. That there is black magic!!!

Zippers: life was much better with velcro, thanks for ruining everything Canada!!!

Wonder Bra: another challege for man to conquere before we get to the prize. Again, thanks for NOTHING!!!!

Goalie Mask: thats for hockey.

Pablum: I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT ISSS!!!! HOW IMPORTANT CAN IT REALLY BE THEN!?!

Blackberry: nope, that was god, and they are still delicious even in America.

Caulking Gun: Caulk is good. But only when used properly. I am not an expert when it comes to variations of Caulk, but I do know how to use it properly.

5 pin bowling: Half ass it why don't ya?!?

Goalie Mask: echo? echo?!?

fog horn: hicks and football don't mix. Think beore you canadians create any more RV annoyances.

Instant mashed potatoes: mmmmmm....!

Insulin: Does that go good with Rum or Vadka, I can't remember?

Instant replay: Janet Jackson. Instant replay can be used for good or very bad purposes. I'll just leave it at that.

Light bulbs: Christmas lights. Who wins now? I don't even know who made those, but they twinkle and sparkle like "dude".

Plexiglas: Too late, didn't help Tupac out!

Pace makers: thats why there are so many old foggies driving around! Thanks for adding a good 4 hours to my 15 minute drive to work! I have a new american motto: SEND THE OLDIES TO CANADA!!!

Paint rollers: Spray paint!

Telephones: okay, so you pay my bills. whatever, Canada still blows/sucks at the same time!!!