Replying to: if Canada Blows..... by newfette
then how did we invent
walkie talkie radio's
5 pin bowling
instant mashed potatoes
just to name a few...
good luck living your life without many of these Beautiful Canadian inventions!
Walkie Talkie radios: Voo doo I say. That there is black magic!!!
Zippers: life was much better with velcro, thanks for ruining everything Canada!!!
Wonder Bra: another challege for man to conquere before we get to the prize. Again, thanks for NOTHING!!!!
Goalie Mask: thats for hockey.
Pablum: I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT ISSS!!!! HOW IMPORTANT CAN IT REALLY BE THEN!?!
Blackberry: nope, that was god, and they are still delicious even in America.
Caulking Gun: Caulk is good. But only when used properly. I am not an expert when it comes to variations of Caulk, but I do know how to use it properly.
5 pin bowling: Half ass it why don't ya?!?
Goalie Mask: echo? echo?!?
fog horn: hicks and football don't mix. Think beore you canadians create any more RV annoyances.
Instant mashed potatoes: mmmmmm....!
Insulin: Does that go good with Rum or Vadka, I can't remember?
Instant replay: Janet Jackson. Instant replay can be used for good or very bad purposes. I'll just leave it at that.
Light bulbs: Christmas lights. Who wins now? I don't even know who made those, but they twinkle and sparkle like "dude".
Plexiglas: Too late, didn't help Tupac out!
Pace makers: thats why there are so many old foggies driving around! Thanks for adding a good 4 hours to my 15 minute drive to work! I have a new american motto: SEND THE OLDIES TO CANADA!!!
Paint rollers: Spray paint!
Telephones: okay, so you pay my bills. whatever, Canada still blows/sucks at the same time!!!
- Re: if Canada Blows..... by ZombieJ