Lounge

Well it feels like I've been chewing on tin foil.
Since you've been gone,
It's like I've got a great big mouthful of cod liver oil.
Well, it feels just like I stuck my hand
Inside a blender and turned it on.
You know, I've been in a buttload of pain...
Since you've been gone.

I couldn't feel any worse if you dropped
A two-ton bowling ball on my toes.
It couldn't hurt any more if you shoved
A red-hot cactus up my nose.

Since you've been gone,
Well, it feels like I'm getting tetanus shots every day.
Since you've been gone,
It's like I've got an ice cream headache that won't go away.
Ever since the day you left me,
I've been so miserable, my dear.
I feel almost as bad as I did...
...When you were still here.

-Al Yankovic