Replying to: confess! by TheDudeAbides
who's hosting thxgiving but is broke?
who uses holidays as an excuse to get ishfaced?
I don't need an excuse
who regifts on xmas day?
I don't get overtime
plays hookey on holidays?
palms Aunt Velma's jello casserole in their napkin at the dinnertable? Or feeds it to the dog (assuming it'll eat it)
I just don't eat it.
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