Rumor Mill

According to an inside source on a top secret organization that conducts research and surveys because they are hopeless nerds who are bored in life, people who use cell phones have higher IQs than their non-cell user counterparts. According to the source, texting, talking, and browsing the web on our cell phones stimulates our brains and actually makes us smarter. The organization released a top secret published statement calling for the government to mandate that people use cell phones everyday to ensure that our children will be smarter than everyone else's.