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Verizon to purchase FCC
As a result of national debt, the average corporation now has the money to purchase federal entities, as evidenced by Verizon's top-secret discussions of purchasing the FCC and using their new power to control the cellular industry.
Verizon plans to simultaneously interrupt the signals of all of their cellphone subscribers at once, causing the average cellphone user, along with several government entities, to call Customer Care and whine for several hours. During this masterful distraction, Verizon will make their purchase, and be one step closer to cellular domination.
However, this is not a move of evil; in fact, it is a move made out of love for the American people. Verizon will create regulations that force all cellular carriers to...
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Verizon plans to simultaneously interrupt the signals of all of their cellphone subscribers at once, causing the average cellphone user, along with several government entities, to call Customer Care and whine for several hours. During this masterful distraction, Verizon will make their purchase, and be one step closer to cellular domination.
However, this is not a move of evil; in fact, it is a move made out of love for the American people. Verizon will create regulations that force all cellular carriers to...
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What about contracts. Will they be prorated or for life. Can we look forward to implants later?
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Formal contracts will be obliterated; instead, cell phone service will be required like car and health insurance.
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So Verizon feels the need to make the people, as post all "customers" will have smartphones. what about people that dont want or need those types of phones, there are more people that have feature phones than people that have smartphones hands down. let the customer choose dont force the industy to make it standard.
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not the goverment lol but wireless carriers like US cellular do, we dont set you up with what we can make the most off of we set you up with the right phone for the customer by actually conversing with them and doing a needs assesment
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you don't seem to understand this joke threas.. Verizon buys the FCC. Very funny.
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ObamaCarePhones would give you something like this:
https://www.phonescoop.com/phones/phone.php?p=1913 »
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https://www.phonescoop.com/phones/phone.php?p=1913 »
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No need for credit checks anymore. If you can not make your payments you will be banned to Canada or worse, Utah
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