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My Wireless Haikus
Here's the first of my many haikus revolving around our industry people. Enjoy!
Bluetooth is freedom
I feel so liberated
Not bound by wires
Bluetooth is freedom
I feel so liberated
Not bound by wires
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That Haiku is kind of limited, but i would definately have to agree with that, if i had the ability for bluetooth on the phone i have right now... I may work for a wireless company, but still i am lacking.. 😢
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Haikus are short Japanese poems with 3 lines. The 1st and 3rd lines of the haiku consist of 5 syllable each and 2nd one is 7 syllables.
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Lord of the Phone Scoop
His words are sharp like a knife
Much wisdom he speaks
His words are sharp like a knife
Much wisdom he speaks
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good haiku, but it seems to still be lacking, i think i needs a little bit more.
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Good one. You got the hang of it ole chap.
Cingcing wants bling bling
Activations is his goal
Let the money flow
Cingcing wants bling bling
Activations is his goal
Let the money flow
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Phone Scoop is the place
Where forums can get wild
Many friendships are forged
Where forums can get wild
Many friendships are forged
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My boss hates surfing
He thinks Phone Scoop is useful
Don't tell him the truth
He thinks Phone Scoop is useful
Don't tell him the truth
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got all new programs
dont know how to use them
sprint doesnt care about white people
dont know how to use them
sprint doesnt care about white people
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its funny...it should be 5 syllables on the 1st and 3rd lines though..
Here's a revision:
I want a free phones
I have amazing credit
WHAT DEPOSIT! F**K!
Here's a revision:
I want a free phones
I have amazing credit
WHAT DEPOSIT! F**K!
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I won't be selling Nextel until October....
So mine would go:
I only sell Sprint
Nextel I will have shortly
Then I will sell both!
So mine would go:
I only sell Sprint
Nextel I will have shortly
Then I will sell both!
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me too. I just want them to pay and leave but they've camped out at a table.
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Camped out doing what? Discussing plans or discussing what they want on their wills....lol
Do they realize you have been closed for an hour?
Do they realize you have been closed for an hour?
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discussing how to do what on their new phones with each other. He called at 4. I told him I closed at 5. He came in at 4:40 (at this point I knew it'd take an hour), but I've been sitting here for at least fifteen minutes doing nothing but waiting for them to pay.
I need to tell people I close at 4.
I need to tell people I close at 4.
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I can't write these things very well. I always end up putting the emPHASSES on the wrong sylABBLE. lol
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That's 6/7/5 not, 5/7/5 But maybe it's cuz i'm from Central IL and say it like Eye Er Land, not Irland............
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